Ninjago TRUTH or DARE

Awful!

Me: I'm back everyone!

Kai: Oh ****!

Zane: KAI!

Sam: Good to see you again Cherry!

Jay: I thought you were going to be gone for a bit longer!

Me: It's called me, my sister AND my mom having a 28 days cycle AT. THE. SAME. TIME!

Lloyd: What cycle is she talking about?

Skylor: It's better if you don't know...

Nya; How did ALL of you get it?

Me: God knows...

Sam: Let's start with the dares!

Cole: **** no!

Zane: COLE!

Sam: *reads dare* Okay we need two buckets! And perhaps two barrels of milk...

Jay: I don't like where this is going!

Me: Ninja_Puppet wants Neuro and Karlof to eat a whole pot of Coles chili!

Jay: Oh NO!

Neuro: What's wrong?

Kai: There are two things I would rather die than do in this world!

1. Swim!

2. Eat Coles food!

Cole: **** you!

Kai: Sorry I'm taken!

Zane: I've given up...

Sam: At least Karlof finally gets to do something!

Me: I'm gonna go get the buckets! *walks out*

Sam: DO WE NEED MILK?

Me: DON'T RHINK SO!

Sam: Okay... *snaps finger to teleport Cole to the kitchen*

Kai: I feel bad for you two!

Neuro: I'm getting very insecure by this!

Lloyd: You should!

Neila: I'm glad that most people spare me!

Sam: I'm just happy that Ash (the precious bean) finally have someone!

Ash: Hehe... I started feeling lonely...

Sam: Even tho I usually ship you with Shade, Kai or Pale...

Kai: Okay, WHAT'S THE WHOLE THING WITH PEOPLE COMING UP WITH GAY SHIPS?

Shade: I'm bi...

Sam: It's a symbol that it's okay to like ANY gender!

Me: *walks back with a pair of buckets* I'm bi too!

Jay: AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO'S STRAIGHT?

Sam: *coughing* Flashthunder...

Zane: Do you have a partner Cherry?

Me: #singleforlife! Never had a real boyfriend OR girlfriend!

Sam: What do you mean with real?

Me: I kinda... faked married a boy when I was seven...

Zane: Should I call the police on him?

Me: He was one year younger than me!

Zane: Okay...

Cole: *walks in with a pot of chili* Okay! Here's my masterpiece!

Karlof: Karlof doesn't feel like eating...