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Ten ways to answer the phone:

1. In a deep voice say "Speak Mother fucker!"

2. "I know where you live you son of a bitch!"

3. "You rang?!"

4. "What the hell do you want!"

5. "Oh no it's the voices again!" *screams*

6. "Pizza Hut here! You rang?!"

7. "Is this my stalker?!"

8. "God is that you"

9. *Screams like a manic!*

10.(In a perv voice) "Hello my kiddies!"

Comment if you have done one of these or if you've done something else!