Cop: "Did you kill this man?"
Me: "No, a bullet killed him, bullets are made of lead, lead comes from the ground, the ground is nature, so therefore he died of natural causes!"
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Natural Causes
Cop: "Did you kill this man?"
Me: "No, a bullet killed him, bullets are made of lead, lead comes from the ground, the ground is nature, so therefore he died of natural causes!"