Enigmatic ➥ Haechan

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"Hey come in." Seyeon smiled as she pushed the door open. She hobbled on her crutches after them, closing the door.

"Sorry the place is a mess, I haven't had the time to tidy." She apologized and Mark shrugged, diving onto the sofa whereas Jeno went straight for the TV remote.

"What do you-"
"Football is on."
"Shall I order pizza-"
"Shh." Jeno said, entranced by the screen.

"Mark-"
"OH SHIT HE SCORED!"

"Nevermind."

She shook her head and smiled at her two friends before walking over to the counter and ordering food.
"We should have invited Jisung." Seyeon said, gasping.
"Oh yeah, he seems cool- get Johnny and Eunha here too."
"And Minkyu." Jeno added.

At the sound of his name, Seyeon became flustered but cleared her throat and began inviting them over.

Gangshit😎

GUYS
HANGOUT @ MINE
JENO AND MARK ARE ALREADY HERE

Eunha: fuck yeah sis

Johnny: I'm down

Eunha: pick me up pls

Disgusting

Johnny: sure
I'll be there in ten

Jisung: me too? 🥺

Of course you're invited Sungie

Minkyu: i can pick you up Jisung

Jisung: Thank you hyung!!!!

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Hyuck

I'm a thief and I've come to steal yo heart b 😎

Why are you so weird lately
Calm down

🤡 This is my true form
And my friends are coming over later

Cool

Do you want to join

Nah

Why :(

Because I don't like your friend

MARK ??
HE'S A FUCKING SWEETHEART YOU DICKHEAD

...I meant the other one
Tall, not as good looking as me, kinda old

Johnny isn't that old

Minkyu
I don't like him

Why
He's such a nice guy

I've definitely seen him before
I don't know Seyeon, he could be dangerous

Trust me
He'd never hurt anyone
Plussssssssssssss
Hekindatoldmehelikedmeandimlowkeygonnadie

You girls are so easily swayed
What did he say to get you all
Like
In love and that disgusting shit

Well
He was asking me my type
And I was telling him
And then he's like

WAIT LET ME CALM DOWN
ITS FUCKING HOT IN HERE

Lmaoo
This is why you should be like me
And hate everyone

You don't hate me tho 😚✌️

That's disgusting

ANYWHORES
So
I was like why are u asking me all this

Mhm

And he looks over at me
(Did I tell you he was holding my hand)

I mean I didn't ask but okay

And then he's looking at me
Like I feel like he could literally see through me and

KSKEFIDKKEIGNSKSIRKD

you're really not that hard to read anyway
Okay he looked at you
You probably went as red as a tomato

Let's be real

SHUT UP
okayyy then he goes

.

..

Yeah?

I WANT TO KNOW MY COMPETITION

😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮

I KNOW RIGHT

🤭😴

HYUCKK

Sorry babe but

that is the lamest thing I've heard

😒 You wouldn't know how to flirt

At least I don't look 30

I'm-
HE DOESN'T

he really does
You got weird taste in men

I'm disbanding the friendship

Ok

Oop

I WANT TO KNOW MY COMPETITION 😜🤪😏😉👀🤟