Again, a author's note before the story. I think this is gonna be a new thing, but this is gonna get- let's just say Remus is being Remus. Okay? Okay.
Deceit pov.
"Hey do you want a pizza?" I ask Remus who was sitting on the couch upside down next to me.
"Sure." He responds doing God knows what.
I get on the phone and start to order and ask Remus "What do you want?"
He snickers and says "A large sausage. Or two. If you pick up what I'm putting down Dee."
"Whatever," I continue my order and Remus starts moaning. So my convocation ends up sounding like this to the person on the phone;
"I would like one large sausage-" moan "-and a large bottle of-" more moaning "-Coke."
Then as they're telling me the price he says; "YAS DEE!! HARDER! HARDER!!"
"SHUT UP YOU IDIOT!! OR YOU WONT GET IT!!-sorry, what was that?"
In conclusion. Remus is a horny bitc-
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Prinxiety, Demus & Logicality one shots
RomanceLegit what the title says. I will do requests. Please correct me if anything is spelt wrong, grammatically incorrect and just wrong in general. Okay. Bye?
