changbin:
what the fuck is a bazooka
woojin:
...
felix
that's a fucking gun
felix:
what
no
it's that thing
that you blow
and the noise comes out
minho:
...
so a dick?
seungmin:
of course you did
felix:
NO
ITS THAT INSTRUMENT THINGY
THAT YOU BLOW
AND IT GOES SKZUZUZZUZUUZUZU
soojin:
felix
what are you on
chan:
i think he means a kazoo
felix:
YES
THAT
i want a kazoo
jisung:
how did you mix up a gun
and a fucking instrument
felix:
the finals fried my brain ok
changbin:
or maybe it was you smoking weed🤭
chan:
lee felix.
felix:
no no no no no
the last time i did something with that
was when my dumbass boyfriend decided to have a fucking brownie out on his stupid desk
changbin:
🥰🥰🥰
felix:
>:((((
but i swear chan
i haven't touched anything like that
that trip was the worst and i'm never doing it again
jeongin:
disgusting !!!!!!!!!!
drugs + alcohol = no no
bad children
woojin:
you're the child here
jeongin:
i'm not that young👺
ahhh
anyways i'm gonna go hang out with san
bye guys
seungmin:
wait wait wait
baby is it okay if hyunjin and i hang out
jeongin:
i don't care
have fun you losers
i love you both╰(*'︶'*)╯♡
seungmin:
okay!!:)
bye baby, i love you
hyunjin:
i love him more😡
but, bye angel, have fun with san!
jeongin:
i will(๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)
okayyy, bye bye
soojin:
changlix come over
i wanna kick your asses in video games
felix:
can we play fortnite
soojin:
...
that's a thing you and hyunsoo can do
changbin:
LMAOOOO
we'll be over soon
jisung:
minho
minho:
hm?
jisung:
you're ugly
minho:
so are you
jisung:
thank you
now come open your door
minho:
where's your key
jisung:
i'm too lazy to get it out
YOU ARE READING
homework | minsung
Fanfictionwhere jisung asks minho for homework and gets cheesy pickup lines instead
