Chunkygal: Come ON
Perky Breasts: ugh, fine
(Perky Breasts is currently inactive)
Angel: ...this might take a while
2 hours later
Perky Breasts: I did it -_-
Chunkygal: FINALLY
Angel: how do we know if you actually did it?
Perky Breasts: hold on
(Perky Breasts has invited Fatso Birb to the chat)
(Fatso Birb has accepted invitation and is joining the chat)
...LOADING BIRB...
Asinine: da hek is happening?
Perky Breasts: us rito have a bad connection -_- and he's a big guy
...BIRB LOADED
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH BIRB?
PLACE DISPOSE
Perky Breasts: place
WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLACE BIRB?
Perky Breasts: chat
(Fatso Birb has been dumped into chat)
Fatso Birb: hoot hello hoot
Asinine: well that was not worth ANY of our time
Fatso Birb: hoot hm Fatso Birb hoot?
Angel: ok can we please get this over with? Did Revali screech from the roost?
Fatso Birb: hoot oh yeah he did it hoot is was hilarious hoot they're laughing at him more than me hoot and that's really saying something hoot
Perky Breasts: ooookkkkayyy that's it you got what you wanted
(Perky Breasts has kicked Fatso Birb off the chat)
Angel: well now THaaTS finally over
Asinine: alright who's next
Chunkygal: m-
(Devil and Les Gal have rather abruptly entered the chat)
Les Gal: we're BAAAAACCCCCKKK
Angel: great 😒
Devil: if I die young bury me in satin
Perky Breasts: oh here he goes being all dramatic
Devil: lay me down on a bed of roses
Asinine: ok?
Devil: sink me the river at dawn
Angel: is he thinking about committing suicide?!
Devil: send me away with the words of a love song
Asinine: that is rather romantic...
Devil: uh oh uh oh
Chunkygal: what, did he drop his spaghetti?
Devil: Lord make me a rainbow I'll shine down on my mother
Asinine: hold on there's a lord? And since when does he have a mother?
Devil: she'll know I'm safe with you when she stands under my colours
Chunkygal: wut
Devil: oh, and life ain't always what you think it oughta be, no
Les Gal: ain't that true *winks*
Devil: Ain't even grey, but she buries her baby
Perky Breasts: whose baby?
Devil: the sharp knife of a short life, well I've had just enough time
Asinine: oh boy he's really gonna kill himself
Devil: and I'll be wearing white when I come into your kingdom, I'm as green as the ring on my little cold finger
Chunkygal: ew
Devil: I've never known the lovin' of a man, but it sure felt nice when he was holding my hand, there's a boy down in town says he'll love me forever
Perky Breasts: I KNEW he was gay!
Devil: I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE IM NOT GAY
Les Gal: dang it we didn't even get through the whole song
Asinine: song?
Angel: did you seriously spend all that time teaching him a song?
Les Gal: *shrugs* I like it
All: *groan*
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