Yes. Its one of those if fictional characters could text things. I welcome myself to the club. Let's see what happens. Man, this sounds so grim and unexciting. I'll just get to it. *long sigh*
Okay so I just wanted to say something after...I don't e...
(Devil, Perky Breasts, Chunkygal, Asinine, and Angel have joined the chat)
Asinine: what about Daruk?
Devil: he's not trustworthy, last time he knew what Mipha's birthday present was he let it slip within 20 seconds of being around her. Do you REALLY want him here, anyway?
Angel: oh yeah I remember that, you got me a pantyhose for fish that gift sucked
Asinine:no, it's just what my father would want me to do
Devil: pfffft
Perky Breasts: alright tell us your plan so we can hurry up and get on with it
Chunkygal: be nice Revali
Perky Breasts: not a chance
Angel: unless you're drunk! *winks*
Perky Breasts: you know, you've been pretty crabby lately for Ms Healeveryone
Asinine, Devil, and Chunkygal: *gasp*
Chunkygal: SHHHH
Angel: my real self is just showing through *smiles*
Asinine: ok haha so uh Link what were you thinking?
Devil: right, so Storm is a dragon, right?
All: *shrug*
Devil: Anyway, we need to get into the pot as a human, but it's gotta be a magic pot so she can't shift or whatever
Chunkygal: do you have one of these?
Devil: yes. I stole it from Ink.
Ink: no you didn't I gave it to you!
Devil: seriously? You had to ruin the moment?! I was trying to look cool in front of Zelda!
Asinine: ahem
Devil: oh you're still here...yup um well we just have to squeeze her in next time she comes to Dora's Domain
Ink: lol Dora
Devil: shut up it was a typo
Perky Breasts: XD
Ink: shut it Perky, remember you've got a great nickname you'll be teased about for centuries
Perky Breasts: -_- I liked you
Ink: 👏nobody👏cares👏
Devil: OKAY ANYWAY when Storm comes to ZORA'S Domain to see fatso
Angel: THAT'S MY FATHER YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT YOU LITTLE-
Devil: Ah, see but you must agree with me, you know who I meant
Angel: *silently rages*
Asinine: *whispers* see, they would never work out as a couple
Chunkygal: if you say so
Devil: MOVING ON GUYS SERIOUSLY WE NEED TO DO THIS when we see her we'll grab her from behind and pop her into the pot like Oocoo-
Asinine: like who?
Devil: a bird-thing from another dimension she look like dis
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Chunkygal: Ooookkkkayyy
Devil: well while she's stuck in the pot we will present her to fatso-
Angel: ARRRGGGG
Devil: the Zora king and Sidon and the embarrassment will be legendary
Asinine: so when does storm come to Zora's Domain?
