(Daruk, Angel, Asinine, Perky Breasts, Chunkygal, and 2 others have joined the chat)
Storm: I LOVE DESE
Ink: mhm
(Ink has changed Storm's username to Pan Gal)
Pan Gal: 😕
Ink: 😝
Chunkygal: Hey look we have kinda the same name-
Pan Gal: shut it chunks *slaps Chunkygal with a pan*
Chunkygal: NUHUH
Perky Breasts: YOU WANNA GO *slaps Pan Gal with a gust of wind*
(Valr has joined the chat)
Valr: heyyy where's Storm
Ink: OH BOY NO I DO NOT WANT A MAKE-OUT SESSION ON HERE
Valr: wut
Ink: *slaps so hard with lesbian powers he flies off the chat*
Pan Gal: no my babyyyyy did I just say that out loud crap
(Valr has...idk he somehow left the chat)
Asinine: welp even the programming is confused lol
Angel: *slaps Asinine with fish flab* YO
Daruk: no flabbing the Princess!! *slaps Angel with rock-hard palm*
Angel: I never thought of Daruk as the slapping type
Chunkygal: Daruk it's fine I think the Princess deserved that
Angel: HA
Chunkygal: you just earned yourself another slap *slaps Angel with a bolt of lightning*
Pan Gal: *slaps Chunkygal with a pan*
Chunkygal: Again?
Pan Gal: yep
Ink: okay let's not let this get out of hand-
(Pan Gal has changed Ink's username to Les Gal)
Les Gal: okay? *slaps Pan Gal with magical lesbian powers*
Pan Gal: MMmMMmMmMmm
Les Gal: WAIT
I HAS AN IDEA
All: wot
(Les Gal has kicked Pan Gal off the chat temporarily)
Les Gal: okay, when I bring Storm back, we're all gonna slap her at once
Chunkygal: YASSS
Angel: ye
Les Gal: ok here goes
(Les Gal has brought Pan Gal back into the chat)
Pan Gal: I SWEAR I'M GONNA KILL YO-
All: *slap Pan Gal with wind gusts, lesbian powers, fish flab, rock-hard palms, bombs, and bolts of lightning so that she falls into a coma)
Les Gal: thx guys *picks up Pan Gal* I have to go revive her now or she's gonna spend a bunch of time in living hell, don't worry Valr will wake her up and make a big romantic scene
Chunkygal:oooooo
(Les Gal has left the chat with Pan Gal)
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If LoZ Characters Could Text (plus some other random characters!!)
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