If LoZ Characters Could Text (plus some other random characters!!)

😎CHAMPIONS😎

(Chunkygal, Angel, Asinine, Perky Breasts, and Daruk have joined the chat)

Asinine: well looks like we are stuck with these

Chunkygal: I could get used to this

Perky Breasts: I DONT EVEN HAVE BREASTS

Angel: yeah you do, you have chicken breasts

Perky Breasts: -_-

Daruk: I want mine to be changed...

Asinine: we can't we're stuck with what we have

Angel: hah...

Perky Breasts: well we have to get back at the one who made this permanent

Asinine: problem is we don't know for sure who did it

Angel: my guess is Storm

All: *nod*

Daruk: so what're we gonna do?

Asinine: hmmm

Angel: WAIT

Asinine: wut

Angel: has anyone seen Link?

All: O-O

Chunkygal: where is he?

Angel: I'll go look for him

(Angel has disconnected)

Perky Breasts: I say we tape a knife to her chair

Asinine: we're not trying to kill her, just embarrass her!

Perky Breasts: -_- fine

Chunkygal: I have an idea

All but Chunkygal: WUT IS IT

Chunkygal: we use my favorite ship

Perky Breasts: which is...?

Chunkygal: SINK!

Asinine and Daruk: YES

Perky Breasts: ew no

Asinine: *squints* why are YOU saying that?

Perky Breasts: well...she's MY girl

Chunkygal: oh yeah you two went off together one day...I never found out what you guys did...

Perky Breasts: None of your business! But it was great...

Ink: hey don't you go making something out of nothing birdbrain

Perky Breasts: /// you saw that?!

Ink: I see everything

Asinine: that's only a little creepy, are you sure you're not that weird monkey from a while ago?

Ink: Absolutely

Asinine: *squints suspiciously* ok then...

Ink: in any case, you are NOT using that dumb ship, Storm never should've made it in the first place...dang dragons and their shipping needs...

Chunkygal: hey! I get credit for that ship!

Ink: do you...? *raises eyebrows*

Chunkygal: I thinks so...*stares off thoughtfully*

Ink: well I'm done here

(Ink has left the chat)

Perky Breasts: hmph

(Angel and Devil have joined the chat)

Angel: Found him, the little monster

Devil: you seriously had to drag me back here?

Angel: yes, you're a champion and we have important business to attend to

Devil: ugh what is it

Asinine: *rubs hands together evilly* a revenge plan on Storm

Devil: IM IN

Perky Breasts: hopefully he actually has some good ideas

Devil: I DO

Daruk: he does

Chunkygal: *facepalms*

Angel: alright spit it out

Devil: WE SHOULD GET HER STUCK IN A POT

All: YES

Devil: ok I'm gonna make a new chat where I'll explain my plan come on

(All have disconnected)

Ink: well that's easier said than done *shrugs* well I'll just let them figure that out the hard way lol