S.H.I.E.L.D. Survival tip #540
If Loki should take a sudden interest in you for no obvious reason, back away and inform your superiors.
S.H.I.E.L.D. Survival tip #6
Dr. Banner is more than he appears. Make him angry, and it comes out of your paycheck.
S.H.I.E.L.D. Survival tip #325
Please restrict playing Galaga to your own time.
S.H.I.E.L.D. Survival tip #21
Thor takes his drinking challenges very seriously.
S.H.I.E.L.D. Survival tip #352
Please stop suggesting the Avengers get group therapy. It's been tried. The therapist ended up in therapy, and discussion on the event beyond that results in disciplinary measures.
S.H.I.E.L.D. Survival tip #376
If at any point you find yourself thinking 'Coulson won't find out' promptly turn in your letter of resignation. Coulson always finds out. Always. The same goes for Director Fury and Deputy Director Hill.
(If you would like to see more I'd love to give you all more tips if you ever find yourself sending your resume to S.H.I.E.L.D.)
