Why do I even

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Tony: I'm nothing without my coffee

Peter: Then maybe you shouldn't have it

Tony: (Spits out his coffee)

Me: OH SNAP! (snaps fingers wearing replica Infinity Gauntlet) 

Tony: First shut up Gwen. Second WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT?! 

 Me: His name starts with a C and ends with a T 

Tony: CLINT GET YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ASS DOWN HERE WITH PETER'S GIRLFRIEND! 

F.R.I.D.A.Y: Mr. Barton has left the building.

Tony: I have to go. I need to catch a motherfucking bird.


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