*warning, strong language, and quite overwhelming *
Russia stared mercilessly at Cuba with a sisterly sweet smile, Alfred glared at cuba for a moment before looking back at Germany who was having a very difficult time controlling people.
Austria-"I have no words..or lyrics!"
Liencenshtine-"oh my goodness"
Switzerland-"well isn't this a predicament "
Prussia- "Alfreeed vhy didnt you tell us"
Denmark- "why did hou lie?!"
Spain- "how long has this been going on?"
Romano- "How can-a we trust a lier!"
Belgium- "This is very concerning "
Luxembourg- "This is alot"
Netherlands- "I'm calling my government "
Czechia- " I cannot believe this"
Poland- "You are untrustworthy!"
Ice land- "How could you keep them from us?"
Alfred was beginning to become overwhelmed, he wrapped his arm around Dalton and pulled him close and put his face into his chest.
Alfred looked to germany in a begging manner, hoping he could help him out
-Alfred used teary eyes- it was super effective, it gave germany his spunk back
"ALRIGHT, ZAT IZ ENOUGH, NETHERLANDS HANGUP ZE PHONE AND EVERYBODY SHUT ZE HELL UP. YOU ARE ALL ADULTS TRY TO ACT LIKE IT"
Finally everyone shut the hell up, Alfred was not doing too well though.
He hated making people mad, He was the hero! But all he ever seemed to do was make people mad, but this was the worst so far
He kept on a brave face for Daltons sake, who was a bit disheveled by all the yelling
Alfred felt a gand rest on his knee, he turned too see England looking at him with a pitiful smile
Alfred meekly smiled back and looked back down
"Now if you are all ready to be adultz, ve vill go back to raising our handz like mature people"
Tons of hands shot up unsurprisingly
Germany nodded to alfred to awnser peoples people's questions
Alfred nodded back and turned to face everyone
"U-uh, Ukraine? "
"Ahh yes, well, how does one acquire 50 children? " she cocked her head to the side
"Well, they just kinda appeared in their state once they joined the union " Alfred awnsered shyly
Ukraine nodded, satisfied with the response she received
Alfred looked at the other hands raises and called on Romano
"Bastardo why-a you hide things from-a the rest of us?!" Romano spoke angrily
Alfred flinched but responded
"Well they're my kids bro, I wanna keep em safe. In all honesty i dont trust most of you dudes'n dudetts " Alfred replied honestly
He seemed to slightly offend a couple people but nobody siad anything
Scotland was chosen next
"Yes?" Alfred asked
"Dose this mean I've got 50 Grand-nices and Nefues?" He asked kind of scared
"UM NO HES MY KID" Finland screeched
Sweden nodded
"We've been over this, no you're not " England added
"Chill" germany barked
Alfred looked around again "uhh turkey"
"Ahh,I just wanted to ask what its like" Turkey siad nicely
"Oh, uh well it's been difficult but I wouldn't change it for the world" alfred siad cheerily
Alfred looked around and chose Prussia
"ALFIE BRO, WE'RE BEST BROS WHY DIDNT YOU TELL US" Prussia whined
"YAH, YOURE LIKE A BROTHER WE WANT TO KNOW THIS STUFF" Denmark added
"Guys, it's not like tha-" - " OWWW SHIT"
Everybody looked over at Cuba who had yelled
"SOMTHIN BIT ME" he siad pulling one of his legs towards him on the chair
"What the, oh!" China was about to talk when a small friend appeared on his lap
"LILO?!" Alfred yelled confused and stood up, walking over and picking her up
Just then a small head peaked out beside Sweden
"NICKOLEH?!" aldred was 2X more confused now
He wa talked over to Nickoleh and picked him up as well
"You two were supposed to be at home!" Alfred siad flabbergasted
"Hey look, its russia and americas stupid love child" Cuba teased and laughed
"You call my child stupid you pice of sh*@?" Russia stood up with the metal pipe of pain and a dark aura
Belarus joined russia standing up, Ukraine was busy gawking at Nickoleh
"Russias maaaad!" Prussia exclaimed
"Shut the hell upPrussia" Hungary yelled
"Make me b*%@&!" Prussia reported
"Settle down you two"
"Shut it Austria!"
"Shut it Austria!"
The two yelled in unison
"I need my piano to show you my anger right now" Astria exclaimed
"G-Germany everybody's-a yelling" italy cried
"Italy calm down pleaze" germany tried to panically comfort italy
"Fix him potato bastardo!" Tomano yelled at germany
"I'm trying " Germany panicked
"Now-a maybe we should calm-a down no?" Spain asked romano
"Calm-a THIS down bastard!" Romano yelled and shoved a tomato in spains face
"Greece this is no time to sleep!" Yelled Egypt
"Hissss!"
"Did he just F^@*!^g hiss at me?!"
"Oh maple" Canada squeaked as he was squished between Englabd and France who were both going against The nordic 5 about who's grand kids the yuh actually were
"Aru, all of you are horrible!" China siad to nobody in particular
"Thanks.." Japan siad beside him, looking down
"A-aru I didnt mea-"-"Dont be an asshol2 you prehistoric dinosaur" Astralia yelled at china
"No one asked you savanna freak!" China retorted
"The F*&@& you say to me ya dusty ass fossil?"
-Bang-
"Sorry I'm late-"
"..What the F-"
Sorry it's short, it was just a small segways chapter so I can really get the ball moving on some individuals
Thank you all for the support, I love you all - Author
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Alfred's 50 little white lies
FanfictionAlfred Jones, the obnoxious, loud, arrogant, country. He could never be a father...right? That's what everyone thought until that failthful meeting
