Lexi you slut.

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-Still all hanging out-

Lexi: I can't believe I saw...Well...Me.

Azalea: Yeah, yeah, yeah, so cool. -_-

Lexi: Stfu.

Azalea: -_-

Hoodie: I want to get drunk...like now. Who's with me?

Azalea: Eh.

DL: Sure..

Lara: Yeah!

Jeff: Hm...

LJ: Yes!

Lexi: No.

Everyone: O_O

LJ: WTF?!?!

Azalea: How do you not wanna get drunk?! You're...you!

Lexi: I'm too tired. Someone make me coffee! By someone, I mean you Azalea.

Azalea: Fuck that.

Lara: *gets an idea* I'll do it!

Azalea: Are you really going to?!

Lara: LOL no. *secretly puts drugs in it, hands it to Lexi*

Lexi: Hm...Why do I have a feeling you did something to it?

Hoodie: I think she-

DL: *kicks him in the dick* SHUT UP!!!

Hoodie: Fuck. *collapses to the floor*

Lexi: O_o

Lara: Just drink it!!!!

Lexi: Damn girl, chill, I'll drink it. *stares at them suspiciously as she takes a sip*

Azalea: *whispers to Lara* Are you sure this will work?

Lara: *whispers back* Totally. She'll become crazy as hell.

Lexi: *is derping out*

DL: Has it kicked in yet?

LJ: Not yet....

-Not even two minutes later-

Lexi: *flirting with DL* Hey DL, wanna fuck?

DL: Erm...you're hot but...No. Jeff will kill me.

Jeff: That's right bitch!

Lexi: *sighs* Fine. *slides over to LJ* Heeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy!

LJ: Wut?

Lexi: *pins him to the ground* LET'S FUCK!!!!

LJ: O_O I DON'T LIKE YOU LIKE THAT!!! OMG PRINCESSES SAVE ME!!!

Lara: *laughing uncontrollably*

Lexi: O_o Ew, too weird. Bye bitch. *looks over at Hoodie, rape face*

Hoodie: Erm... *backs away slowly*

Azalea: Dude...what kind of drugs did you give her?

Lara: Idk, but by the looks of it, it's very strong.

Lexi: *chasing Hoodie around* GIVE ME YOUR DICK!!!!

Hoodie: LEXI GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU RAPIST!!!!! *runs away*

Jeff: O_o

Lara: She will fuck anybody won't she?

Azalea: She might. What about us?

Lara: No. She would have to be extremely fucked up to even-

Lexi: *slides over to them* Damn girl, let me take a pikachu. (My friend said that earlier and it was hilarious, she gets all the credit for that)

Azalea: ............Don't touch me.

Lara: ..........POKEMON!!!!!

Jeff: GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!

Lara: Dude...No. Just no.

Azalea: Um...hello?! Shouldn't we worry about this rapist over here?! *points to Lexi*

Lexi: Aloha.

Jeff: *slaps her* Stop.

Lexi: Nu.

Jeff: Let it go.

Lexi: *derp face* Let it go!

Jeff: Hm...Wait... *singing with the let it go tune* suck my dick! Suck my dick! Fuck me harder than ever before!

Lexi: ..........OKAY!!!!! *drags him into the bedroom*

Jeff: Um...Lexi...I was just making fun of Let it go..besides we ran out of condoms.

Lexi: I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!!!! FUCK MEEEEEE!!!!

Everyone: O_o

Azalea: Never drug her up again.

Lara: Awww... but I like getting people fucked up. It's what I do. :(

Azalea: Idc, don't do it.

Lara: -_- *slowly takes out a stick*

Azalea: Um.. wtf are you doing?

Lara: PINATA!!! *hits her repeatedly with the stick*

LJ: CANDY!!!!

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