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-In Gym Class-

Teacher: Hello class.

Everyone: -_-

Teacher: -_- I said hello class.

EJ: Herro clerse.

BEN: Aha.

Teacher: -_-

Lexi: *drinking Starbucks and hitting Lara with the straw* Que?

Lara: Lexi, shut the fuck up and stop!

Lexi: :(

Azalea: I hate you all.

Teacher: *facepalm* Okay...Today we will be doing laps.

LJ: *claps* Yay I love running!

Toby: *bitch slaps him*

Teacher: Uh no. Laps in the pool.

Lexi: O_O Erm.....How about no.

Jeff: *slides over to her* How about yes? *rape face*

Azalea: I'll be able to show off my hot body. *strikes a very NOT hot pose*

Lara: Bitch I'm hotter than you! *snaps fingers in a z formation*

Lexi: *pushes them both aside* Uh excuse me bitches, but, I think we can all tell who's the sexiest here. #toofabforyou

Masky: CHEESECAKE IS TOO FAB FOR YOU!!!!!!!!

Teacher: O_o Mkay....Go dress out into your bathing suit!

Everyone: Bleh.

-In Girl's locker room-

Lara: *already dressed and kicking the bathroom stall door* Lexi! Come out!

Lexi: *Wearing a bikini* LOL no.

Azalea: Come on, you look fine.

Lexi: Mhm sure...

Lara: Come on you don't look-

Laughing Jill: *pops out of no where, and not wearing a bikini, and is not shaven at all* HEY GIRL HEY!!!!

Lexi: *inside the bathroom stall* Dude wtf?

Azalea: O_o Uh...maybe you should go get a hair cut chewbacca.

Lexi: *laughs uncontrollably*

Laughing Jill: Well...I rather not since I'm so sexy...

Lara: -_- *freezes time, breaks down door, unfreezes time* Come here you fucking bitch!

Lexi: Uh...since when did you break down the-

Lara: *drags Lexi out of the locker room*

Lexi: *grabbing the floor* NOOOOOO!!!!

-By the pool-

Masky: Where are they?

Toby: *twitch* How should I know?!

Jeff: *poking the water* It's cold.

LJ: Want me to make it warm?

Masky: Microwave?

EJ: *facepalm*

LJ: No, piss.

Jeff: *pushes him away* No thank you.

BEN: Look, do whatever, but if they don't come out in the next thirty seconds I'll-

Lexi, Lara, & Azalea: *walk out dramatically in slow motion and act sexy*

Teacher: O_O

All the guys: *jaw drops*

Jeff: O_O ajsjhdbdjdjdbdbsjj *falls in pool*

Toby: *twitch* ERMAHGERD DAYUM!!!!!!!!!!! *falls in pool*

Masky: O_O

BEN: O_O Holy fucking shit.

EJ: .....

LJ: *fucking himself*

Lexi & Lara: *flips hair dramatically*

Jeff: *gets out of pool* O_O damn...

LJ: LARA, LOVE ME FOREVER!!!! *Tries to grab her*

Toby: HELL NO!!! *drags LJ under water*

Jeff: I call Lexi..I'm so fucking her tonight!

Azalea: We don't need to know that...

Masky: Bro, can I have your girlfriend?

Jeff: -_- *pushes him in pool*

Masky: Ah! *falls in*

BEN: *slides over, puts arm around Lexi and Lara* Hello ladies.

Lara: *flirting with him* Hey sexy.

BEN: Threesome?

Lexi: Well...

Laughing Jill: *comes out of no where* HEY BOYS!!!

Lexi: GOD DAMN!!!!! *falls in pool*

Lara: *is horrified just by looking at her* Wtf!

Azalea: *rolls eyes* Ew.

All the guys: *vomits from looking at her*

Laughing Jill: *tries to act sexy*

Toby: *still drowning LJ*

Lexi: O_o

Laughing Jill: Hey Lexi... *rape face*

Lexi: O_O Oh no... I'm not lesbian okay!!!!

Laughing Jill: Give me five minutes and you will be.... *slowly walks over towards her*

Masky: O_o

Lexi: Well..... SHIT!!!! *Takes off*

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