-In chorus-
Azalea & Lexi: *walk in arm and arm while skipping* Oh we're off to see the wizard!
LJ: Wizard of Oz
Lexi: Nah, really?
EJ: Hey you guys got along!
Azalea: Yep now stfu.
EJ: :(
Zalgo: Alright class today I will sort you into soprano and alto.
Lara: I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!!!!
Hoodie: If we're getting sorted do we have to sing?!
Zalgo: Yesh.
Jeff: MY ANACONDA DON'T!
Lexi: *hits him with a chair* WTF!!! What did I say about singing that?!?!
Jeff: I'm sowwy :(
Azalea: I'm not singing.
LJ: Why? Cause you suck?
Azalea: *kicks him in the balls*
LJ: *makes a constipated face* OWWWWWWWW! MY GUM DROPS!!! *falls to the floor*
EJ: Wtf is up with him and candy?
Zalgo: Oh my god.......
Masky: *in the back of the classroom, rubbing cheesecake all over himself*
Lexi: O_o da fuq did I just witness?!
Jeff: *covers her eyes*
DL: I'm so creepy!
Jeff: You already know!
EJ: I'm on my wayyyyy, to kill you in your sleep.
Zalgo: *claps* Oh, so nice!
Lara: *shoots him with nerf gun* YOU'RE PREGNANT!
Zalgo: O_o
Lexi: YOU ARE THE FATHER!
Hoodie: DUN, DUN, DUN!!!!
Zalgo: Can you all listen for once?
Azalea: Everywhere I go-
Lexi: Bitches always know-
Jeff: That Charlie Scene (yes that is how it is spelt I saw the lyrics) has got a weenie that he likes to show!
Lexi: Bitch!
Zalgo: No singing Hollywood Undead!
Everyone: *points gun at him*
Zalgo: *backs away slowly*
Toby: *comes out of no where and tackles Zalgo* WAFFLES!!!!
EJ: O_O
Azalea: O_o
Zalgo: Toby!
Lara: Get him Toby!
Toby: *Twitch* WAFFLES!!!!! *Twitch* TOASTER!!!!!!!!
Jeff: Get the poor boy some fucking waffles!
-bell rings-
*Everyone except Toby who is still tackling Zalgo leaves*
Zalgo: TOBY GET THE FUCK OFF MEH!!!!
Toby: *Twitch* NEVA!!!!!! WAFFLES FOREVA!!!!!!!
YOU ARE READING
The Slender Academy
Horror're-editing..I do not have rights to Creepypasta just certain made up characters based of myself and others. Come and join the Creepypastas as they try to get through high school. I really suck at descriptions so..just read and you'll love it. It's...
