Costume Shopping

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-Currently in 7th period-

Slendy: *rambling on about the middle ages*

Lexi&Jeff: *making out*

Azalea: *taking notes*

DL: *sleeping in his chair*

Toby& Lara: *making out*

EJ: Those bastards...

Slendy: What was that EJ?

EJ: Erm.. I said... History is good! May we start the story now?

Slendy: That's what I thought. *continues talking about the middle ages*

Azalea: *rips paper in half* This is gay. Why can't we just go out and do whatever.

EJ: Because 1. We're in school. 2. *points to Lexi and Lara* Those sexual predators get too drunk and get too fucking crazy!

Azalea: True....

-Bell rings-

Slendy: Alright, class dismissed, have a good weekend.

Everyone: *leaves*

Lexi: I'm so damn bored.

Azalea: Why don't you fuck your boyfriend like you do every night?!

Lexi: ....How do you know that?

Masky: How do we not?!

Jeff: ....

Hoodie: We always hear banging next door.

Lara: And let's not forget that we hear you two moaning every night.

Jeff: O_o Erm...

Toby: *twitch, mimics Lexi, moans* Jeff, harder!

Lara: Hahaha.

Lexi: I DON'T FUCKING SOUND LIKE THAT BRO!!!!! *starts to freeze everything by an accident*

Azalea: No, you sound like-

Jeff: Enough. How about we do something fun?

Lexi: *still freezing everything without knowing*

Masky: Um...Well..Okay but why is everything starting to turn into ice?

EJ: Uh...Yeah...Why?

Azalea: When she's mad she can't control it.

Lexi: -_- *still making everything freeze*

Jeff: Erm.. LET'S GO COSTUME SHOPPING!!!!

-At a Halloween store-

Azalea: *looking at accessories*

Jeff: *in the fitting room trying on a Jedi costume*

Lara: *looking at slutty costumes*

Lexi: *putting on a scary mask*

Masky: Well this is entertaining.

Azalea: Very. I want to scare some little kids though.

Hoodie: I think Lexi is already on that.

Lexi: *hides behind a fake skeleton and scaring the shit out of kids as they walk by*

Azalea: Meh. O_O *sees a spartan sword and shield, grabs it* THIS.... IS....SPARTA!!!!! *kicks Masky all the way across the other side of the store*

Masky: *screams as he hits the wall*

Hoodie: *laughing uncontrollably*

Lara: *comes over with handcuffs in hand* I'm thinking I might be a-

Lexi: Slut?

Lara: -_- Shut up. *slaps her*

EJ: A what?

Lara: Police officer.

Azalea: Interesting...I don't give a fuck.

Lara: -_-

Jeff: *comes out of room with Jedi costume on* How do I look?

Lexi: Ermahgerd so fab. Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope.

Jeff: *rape face* I'll help you alright.

Lexi: *rape face*

Azalea: Oh please no, not here guys.

Lexi: Fine. *goes back to hiding behind things*

EJ: *looks at Marvel costumes*

A little kid: *Walks over towards Lexi with a baseball bat in hand even though he doesn't see her*

Azalea: Lol Watch.

Jeff: Hm?

Lexi: *jumps out*

Little kid: AHHHHH!!!! *hits her in the face with the bat*

Lexi: *collapses to the floor unconscious*

Little kid: MOMMY!!!!! *runs away*

Jeff: *trying not to laugh*

EJ: *trying on lingerie thinking it's for boys*

Azalea: Nice outfit EJ.

EJ: Thanks! :)

Hoodie: O_o

Azalea: *facepalm*

Lara: *stares at Lexi unconscious* Clean up on aisle four, clean up on aisle four, thank you.

Hoodie: And bring a broom!

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