The Life of Someone Who Has No Soul

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Pierce: So, yeah, can I have a large iced coffee?

Barista: You... Sure you want iced? It's cold outside.

Pierce: *Leans in really close* 

Pierce: I feel nothing.

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Pierce: *Is putting "sugar" in their coffee*

Leif: Umm... Babe?

Pierce: What.

Leif: That's salt... Why are you putting salt in your coffee?

Pierce: *Realizes his mistake* ...I have no soul.

Leif: That's really bad for you though...

Pierce: *Chugs boiling hot salted coffee* Try me.

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