Pierce: *At a meeting* Dear friends,
Pierce: Your birthday gift this year,
Pierce: Is me.
Pierce: That's right, another year of friendship. Your membership renewed.
Pierce: Your very lucky I didn't stop being any of your friends long ago, because it's very tempting.
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My Inner Demons But On Crack
HumorOh god ya'll all gonna hate me- Get ready for the most gayest thing to exist, oh wait- That's already me.