My Descendents 3 Theories

My Parents' Reaction to D3

Me: Yes dad.

Hades tries to break the barrier.

Dad: Oooooo flamey guy.

My sister: That's Hades.

Dad: Uh Oh shes got purple smoke coming out of her. *sing songs* he's gonna get it.

Mal gets zapped.

Mom: That's not good.

Me: Nope.

Audrey starts singing

Dad: Oh no she's rapping.

Me: *shakes head*

Dad: Devil on her shoulder where the angel used to be? I have one of those.

Audrey transforms.

Dad: I told you she was gonna be evil.

Audrey turns Mal into an old hag.

Dad: Ewww she's an ugly spud now.

Me: *roles eyes*

Evie tells Mal she ages beautifully.

Dad: Honey no she doesn't.

Me: Dad, she was being nice.

Dad: Still, she's lying.

Chad runs off to take selfies with the people on the hill.

Dad: Who's he? He's stupid.

Me: That's Chad, Cinderella and Prince Charming's son.

Dad: What's wrong with him?

My sister: *smirking* Let's just say there's not alot of there, there.

Dad: *stares in confusion before shaking his head and continuing to watch*

Audrey shows up at the party.

Mom: She's back again.

Dad: oh great its *mock singing* the queen of mean.

Me: *snorts as I try not to laugh*

Audrey starts singing Happy Birthday and putting people to sleep.

Mom: Why is the Chad guy still awake?

Dad: Why did the girl jump in the lake?

Me: I don't know I guess she is protecting him somehow and Jane jumped in the lake cause its enchanted and will protect her from the spell.

Mal turns back to normal

Dad: Why is she young again?

Me: The barrier keeps out the magic, it must have diffused the spell.

VK's see the pirates on their bikes.

Dad: It's the pirate guys!

Me and my sister: *giggling*

Dad: Why does he talk like this? *mimics Harry* Is he Canadian or British or something?

Me and My sister: *Wheezing as we try not to laugh too loud*

Me: *Still Wheezing* Dad, he's Scottish!

Dad: Oh he's one of them kilt wearing guys.

Me: *giggling* Yes.

Mal calls Hades Dad

Mom: So she's his daughter too?

Me: yup

Dad: Ah so Hades and Maleficient got a little action together huh?

Me: Gross dad!

Hades and Mal start singing.

Dad: Is this gonna keep happening?

Me: Yup

Mal and Hades stand side by side wagging their fingers and moving their heads at the same time.

Dad: Nuh Uh. They did not just do the finger wiggle head twist.

Hades sticks his tongue out at the end.

Dad: Who does he think he is? K.I.S.S.?

Audrey appears in Ben's office and starts running her hand along his face and shoulder.

Dad: Well she's getting frisky.

Harry and Gil jump through the barrier.

Dad: They pirate guys are back! Yes! Which one is it you like again? The smiley one or the dark one?

Me: *sighs* Harry, or the dark one as you called him.

Mom: He's got on a lot of eye make up.

Me: That's his Guyliner, it's his signature look.

Dad: Guyliner? What the hell is guyliner?

Me: He's a guy, wearing eyeliner. Therefore, we call it guyliner.

Dad: You guys are wierd.

Uma appears from the ocean to catch the ember.

Mom: Well I know who she belongs to. The villian from The Little Mermaid...um...

Me: Ursula?

Mom: Yeah her.

Uma says "So the good guy turned bad?"

Dad: See!? That's what I said! She gets it! I like her, She's my favorite now.

Harry and Gil explain what happened to the bikes.

Dad: Ooooo he's a bit of a crazy guy. *starts laughing maniacly, mimicking Harry's crazy eyes* hehehehe.

Gil starts asking about stuff.

Dad: He's not the brightest is he? Who does he belong to?

Me: Gaston.

Mom: That explains alot.

Dude talks.

Dad: why is the dog talking? Dogs dont talk.

My sister: Hey ate a magic gummy in the last movie.

Audrey pets Chad.

Dad: That's really wierd.

Harry notices the armor move and the girls ignore his warning.

Dad: *sing songs* They better listen or they're going to be in trouble.

Night Falls begins.

Dad: Okay honey they're singing again, it's time to go to bed.

*parents exit the room*

So yeah, this is why I have rewatched it again today by myself because I keep having people watch it with me who constantly comment and so I miss things. But anyway this was my parents' reactions, my dad more so than my mom.

Some of it's funny, some of its whatever, but I figured it would be fun to share. So enjoy!    -Meloetta246