CUISINE AVEC JESS 13🥦

20 4 31
                                    

*Le thème de ce chapitre sera le vert🌵*

Hii my friend🔫!

How are you, today? 🦜

Me? Ohhh i'm fine, thanks u very beaucoup! 🐉

Why i am here today sibolo?🌴

Ohh, for a new meal. And, je te le dis, you are NOT ready. Ça va être Rock and Rolllll🌲!

Let's go🥬.

HOT DOG ROCK AND ROLL🌿

Ingrédients:
- un paquet de saucisses ☘️
-Un sac de pain à hot dog🌳
-1 avocat🥑
-4 bananes🐲
-3 piments forts🍏
-1 cuillère de poivre🧪
-1 tasse de sauce red hot🎄
-Une feuille de Menthe🥦
-2 tasses de sauce bbq🥒
- 1 livre de Bacon📗
-10 bouteilles d'eau🧼

Étapes de réalisation:

[1] First of all, you need a bbq. If you don't have a bbq, you can do your meal in the microonde but... Yark! 💚

[2] When you have a beautiful bbq, you start de le partir tsé. You need a chaleur tabarnake! 🍃

[3] When he's ready, you can enroule le bacon at your saucisse. And when that's good, you dropp this on your bbq siboire! BUT ATTENTION!! Don't drop ON the bbq, but IN the bbq... Duuh! 🥝

[4] After {Ohh, hii beautiful Hardin Scott... Okay bye}, you took a bol. 🌱

[5] You pick a other shit in your ingrédients like avocats, babana, piment-ô and YOU CUP CUP CUP CUT CUT THIS! BING BANG ARGH! And YOU DROP IN THE BOOOOOLLLLL! 🎋

[6] When it's fait, you pick other other shit like red hot sauce, bbq sauce, poivre and menthe feuille. And you mélange in bol à part🤢.

[7] When your mélange is HO MO GÈ NE, you drop the liquid bol in sec bol. And you mélanger, mélanger en chantant des chansons. [Weasley est notre roi, llalaal].🧤

[8] When your mélange semble OKAY, you took a sausage in bbq. BUT ATTENTION, ABRUTIS! C'EST HOT HOT, (YES, ENCORE PLUS QUE COLE SPROUSE)!! So, you know... That's very høttttttttttttt🐸

[9] When you have took the sausage (NOT WITH YOUR DOIGTS), you took a sac of pain chien-chaud. You drop this in the bbq and you wait for grillé. 🚛

[10] When they is grillé at the perfection (like Cody Christian), you can close your beautiful bbq. 🛶

[11] And you can took your mélange and put in your pain à chien-froid. Oh, chien-chaud, désolée. Sorry. Godness. ♻️

[12] When tout tes pains is remplie de good mélange (mhh tasty), you can put sausage in too. ✅

[13] And you apporter de HOT DOG ROCK AND ROLL a tes amigos. 🦠

[14] After eat this uh... DRINK SOME WATER, IF YOU WANT SURVIVRE HAHAHAHA. 🔋

Jess, the best cook ever🐢

Don't try say le contraire.

Franglais.

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Okay, je m'en vas

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