changbin:
damnnnn
can't i appreciate you guys for once
without needing or doing something

seungmin:
no.
you cant.

changbin:
lmao you right
april fools fuckers

minho:
of course
you're an april fools joke, ugly

changbin:
your boyfriend is an april fools joke

minho:
and this is why felix doesn't suck your uncircumcised dick anymore

jisung:
SKDJSJ BABY

minho:
:)

felix:
I CHOKED ON MY WATER OMFG
minho your sentence is all the way incorrect

jeongin:
don't continue
don't
just please don't

minho:
you have two boyfriends
you guys are going to have three sums by default

chan:
LEE MINHOE

minho:
i'm just sayinggg
bruh wait how would you guys even make out
let alone kiss

jisung:
babe stop asking questions

minho:
but i'm curious
like do they just stick their tongues out and circle it-

hyunjin:
become a poly relationship and find out

minho:
lmfaooooooo
there's no way i'm sharing jisung
it'll be fade on sight if some dude kissed my boyfriend

felix:
i sometimes want a poly

jisung:
changbin's dick too small to please you?

minho:
LMFAOOOOOOO

seungmin:
oh shit😭

hyunjin:
AHAHAHAHA

woojin:
why do you younger children feel the need to bully each other in attempts of bringing down each other's self esteem-

jisung:
because fuck changbin's feelings
i wanna see that pussy cry

seungmin:
it's how we show our love for each other

changbin:
jisung your dick smaller stfu

minho:
no it's not

chan:
EXCUSE ME WHAT
what the fuck are you two doing

minho:
what
i was just replying to seungmin
oh nvm i see why you said that
i mean i wouldn't know for what changbin said
but i can go ask and get a visual👀

woojin:
please stop being a whore

minho:
damn i cant joke for shit in this friend group😖

jisung:
it's hard to tell if you're joking or not with half the shit you say, you know

jeongin:
i leave for five minutes
and changbin gets roasted while he barks back at jisung and then i see minho being minhoe
why am i not surprised at all

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