we stan canada.

TEN

April 22 20xx
4:00 am

Y/N
Bitch add me back
to the gc I made plz 😤

Broken bones
But Todo will know ur
the secret admirer duMb
aSs >:((

Y/N
Not if you add a
different phone
number ;)

Broken bones
. . .bitch you did not
buy a new phone just
for this.

Y/N
Bitch bET

Broken bones
If that isn't true love
and dedication I don't
know what is :000

Y/N
I know, I'm gr8 😎
praise me thot

Broken bones
Lmao no, I'm saying ur
crazy af 😌

Broken bones
And that's the tea.

Y/n
(XXX)-XXX-XXX
Just add that mf
number to the chat >:((

Broken bones
Ok :))

Seen
4:03 am

________________________

Picking up my new phone and setting down my not so old one, I click on the notification titled, You have been invited to the chat "bad bitches, clink clink 😎🍵"

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April 22 20xx
4:10 am

Pikachu2.0
NO I TOLD YOU THAT
THE BELL PEPPER
WITH CEREAL IS BETTER.

*(XXX)-XXX-XXX has entered the chat!*

Y/N
Ok, what the actual
fuck is going on.

Red rock
who are you???

Y/N
Check the contact name
dumb asS

Pikachu2.0
Y/N!! THANK GOD WBSJQJ

Pikachu2.0
Ok, so tell me. . .

Pikachu2.0