Haikyuu Oneshots

74. LevYaku

The blonde bowed his head respectively, "Good morning. I finished the paper work for...the latest problem," he sighed.

Morisuke winced, "Thank you." He held out his hand and Kei handed the papers over. "Don't you have class to attend?"

"I graduated at semester." Tsukishima took a mint from Yaku's candy bowl with a quiet 'thank you.'

Morisuke chuckled, "Wow, I thought you were only in your third year."

Tsukishima awkwardly adjusted his glasses, "I started a semester early and got my master's, preceded by my bachelor's in three years. So you were right to think that."

Morisuke let his mouth drop just a bit, "Three...Good lord you're one smart kid." He blinked hard and began cackling, "Ha! My boyfriend is your age and he's still got a year of his bachelor's left!" He glanced at the cute, silly photo on his desk of Lev holding their kitty. He felt his heart warm and his smile widened.

"That's normal," he smirked, "You really like him, don't you sir?"

Morisuke blushed and waved him away, "Yes, yes, now get back to your job." He crossed his arms, "Oh and congrats on graduating!"

Tsukishima nodded and turned swiftly.

"Oya~What's up cuties?" A sly voice entered the office and the door was blocked by a tall man.

"Tch. Cleaning up your most recent mess." Tsukishima scoffed and rolled his eyes.

"Ha! It's true, Tetsurou." Yaku stood up and walked over to the pair. "Tsukishima-kun's been dismissed, let him dismiss." He pushed the firm man to the side.

"Than-"

Kuroo wiggled his eyebrows and brought his hand down quickly to slap a certain perfect booty.

To his surprise, the hand was redirected by Yaku, and then he was slapped across the face by the small man.

Then, he was slapped by Kei, but much harder. "I have a boyfriend."

Kuroo held up his hands, "I know! I do too! And you two are adorable! I was just having fun with my bro!"

Yaku grabbed the guilty man's ear and yanked him into a chair. "Tsukishima-kun is your co-worker who has the right to file you for sexual harassment you dumba*s."

Tetsurou opened his mouth to retort, but was interrupted by Kei. "I'm not Bokuto-san. He's the only one you can do that with without it being weird--no it's still weird, but at least you both consent because you're literal dude-bros who find joy in slapping each other's asses even though you're both in happy relationships." Tsukishima walked away at that.

Kuroo sighed and buried his face in his hands. "I'll send Tada-chan a fruit basket..." he mumbled.

Yaku whacked his head with a stack of papers, "Good. Send me one too, for all the stress you've made me deal with." He plopped down in his chair. "Kuroo, I don't understand what your behavioral problem is, you aren't in high school."

Tetsurou laid back, "I know...I've just...Kenma's been gone and when I do see him, he always pushes me away and Bo is so busy with Akaashi now because they're in love or whatever..."

Morisuke calmly took a breath. "You just need to talk to Kenma, okay? He's always been like that to everyone. You are the only person he'll be around for a whole day. And he's graduating this year, so you'll move in together." Yaku shot a rubber band at his forehead, "You know he loves you."

A smile crept onto Kuroo's face, "He does~"

"Good. Now, do I need to explain why we don't mix substances while singing and dancing, or do you understand?"