Haikyuu Oneshots

45. AsaNoya

Azumane Asahi had always been a quiet man. He was always afraid of things--a little paranoid at times. He had only ever seen one scary movie, and he walked out of the theater ten minutes in. Talking to people was a big no. He always stuttered, jumbled his words, or made people feel threatened from his looks. Asahi was truly a nice guy, although others didn't seem to understand.

Poor Asahi was on his nightly walk home from his small office job when all of the sudden, a figure tackled him to the ground. He yelped from the out-of-the-blue situation. He landed on his stomach, his face very narrowly missing the ground. Azumane noticed how small the figure on top of him seemed to be.

"Perpetrator! Keep your hands at your sides and turn on your back!" The body yelled. Asahi nervously did as told. The person on top of him exhaled. "Oh..."

"Yuu-san, that's not the right person." A calm voice came from nearby. Asahi had closed his eyes out of fear so he had no idea what was happening.

"Gahhh! I'm so sorry, sir! Please, let me help you up!" The person on top of Asahi touched his arm.

Azumane opened his eyes and blushed. A small officer sat on him, his hair was brown with a blonde streak. "U-um it's o-okay." Asahi tried to get up.

The officer jumped up and grabbed Azumane's hand to bring him to his feet. "We were chasing a man with a similar physical appearance as yours, I'm so sorry!"

"That's...I understand..." Asahi sheepishly rubbed the back of his neck once he was standing.

"I don't mean to say you look like a criminal! He just also had a brown man-bun and was about 185 cm(6 foo)." The officer smiled at him, "But you are much more handsome!"

Asahi blushed, "T-thanks..."

"Stop flirting with him, Noya-san and make sure he is okay." The calmer officer from before was standing next to their police car. He had put the real perpetrator in the backseat.

Officer 'Noya' smiled and yelled to his partner. "Sorry!" He went back to Asahi, "But are you hurt or anything? I tackled you pretty hard."

Asahi was still blushing profusely, "I'm okay, it hurt a little in the moment, but I'm good now-"

"YOU'RE BLEEDING!!!" Noya grabbed Asahi's hand and looked it over. There was a tiny tiiiiiiny cut on Azumane's palm.

"I-it's okay, it doesn't hurt sir-"

"Nonsense! And don't call me sir." Noya grabbed a little band aid from his pocket and placed it over the cut. "Would you let me buy you dinner for the damage?"

"Hfuvhaola um I-I-I guess-BUT you really don't need to!" Asahi put his hands out, then mumbled, "I would enjoy it but-"

"Yay! I'm glad to hear that!" Yuu beamed.

"N-no I-uh I don't want you to pay for-"

"If you don't let me take you out to dinner, the guilt will eat me up inside and serious consequences might-"

"O-okay! P-please take me to wherever you would like to go." Asahi bowed, a red and pink mess.

Noya jumped, "Yes! Hold on-" He ran over to his partner, "Akaashi, can I-"

"Sure, Yuu-san, our shift ends soon. I need to take the car back to the station though because of the criminal." Akaashi leaned against the door. "Please enjoy your night."

"Thaaaaanks!" Noya nodded to his partner and took Asahi's arm. "Now, what's your name, cutie?"

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