WRONG NUMBER P.JM X READERS AU ✔

the ugly truth

Jimin POV

Hot stuff 🔥

destroyer : okay i c what's going on in ur ig man! Chim! Eli! ANYONE tell me? Spill the tea?

Noona💜 : sorry abt dat chim, Jackson is a total asshole, I'm so done with him..

Taetae : yeah good for u noona! Dw u still have me, kookie and jamless hoe over der

Me : it's okay noona, anw what's his issue with us?

Noona 💜: well apparently, as u kno we r dating and stuff, but his recent ex gf was a cheater, but hey I can't really blame her have u met Jackson?! His temper is just massive turn off, and the way he called u guys shit like that? Nah i don't fuck with guys like him, i was wrong abt that shithead..

Me : yeah he doesn't even follow me, like calm the fuck down mate..

WWHJin : who messed with my daughter?!

Noona💜: an asshole mom :(

WWHJin : do i have to kill this bitch?

Noona💜 : nah he doesn't worth it anyways. 

Goldenkookie : if he ever lay a hand on u noona.. or just hurt u in general, i swear i will fly my ass out to LA and kill that mofo!

Me : count me in kook!!

Taetae : Me too!

WWHJin : Me three!

AGUSTD : me four!

Destroyer : me five!

Hopeworld : me 99999999999x!

Noona💜: aww u guys r the sweetest, but dw i got it! I have my main bitch Val to kick his ass ;)

taetae : no body! I mean no body touch our precious Noona!

Noona💜 : uwu thanks guys i love u all..

Me : but she loves me the most guys sorry..

Taetae : did u have to ruin the moment? Tsk jamless hoe..

Goldenkookie : she babyzoned me but at least better than being friendzoned 😏

Me : who says that? I'm her personal hoe! I'm her senpai remember that kook! ;)

WWHJin : and I'm her worldwide handsome, shut up hoes!

destroyer : hey i know this dude! Jacs_jl?

Me : yeah hyung, how do u know this fucker?

Destroyer : Ella was his ex!

Noona💜 : wait... HOLD THE FUCK UP! ELLA THE ELLA?!

Me: yeah noona..

Noona💜: is this the same ella who told me to fuck off from u chim?

Me : duh!

Noona💜: OMFG.. EVERYONE IN LA KNOWS WHO ELLA IS, AND THEN SHE WENT MISSING AFTER BREAKING UP WITH JACKSON..

Destroyer : can we invite her hhere ?