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hoe for u

Jane POV

Senpai : hey hoe..

Me : what do u want hoe?

Senpai : did u just call me hoe?

Me : yes i did n wat abt it? 😏

Senpai : smh..

Me : what?

Senpai : I'm so bored noona :(

Me : do i look like a clown 2 u?

Senpai : no but if u r one, u r the hottest clown evr exist..

Me : wanna kno sumthg?

Senpai : yes...

Me : ur pick up line is lame Park Jimin :), u got no jams..

Senpai : i have jams!!!!!

Me : nah..

Senpai : r00d

Me : am i?

Senpai : yuh..

Me : i don't care..

Senpai : u never be this mean 2 me be4, what's up?

Me : u kno it feels lyk my organs r havin a war..

Senpai : ....

Me : like evrytime i stand up or walk around i feel a fucking waterfall coming right out of my vagina..

Senpai : OH.. IT'S DAT TIME OF THE MONTH...

Me : hurts like bitch..

Senpai : how painful?

Me : LIKE SOMEONE IS TRYING TO CUT MY BODY IN TWO JIMIN, WANNA TRY?

Senpai : oofffff no thank u 😂✌

Me : shut up hoe.

Senpai : ur only hoe right here! ✋✋

Me : datz ryt u r my only hoe, u better be loyal 2 meh...

Senpai : dw got u covered!

Me : i honestly feel lyk dying urgghhh, Jackson is taking forever ...

Senpai : jackson? Is it the guy u had a crush on? And mistaken me as him?

Me : aww u remembered.. yea...

Senpai : oh..

Me : i need him 2 buy me tampons but that mofo is taking so long i swear I'll throw my magical hands on him, like I'M FCKIN DYING HERE, I NEED MY CHOCOLATE AND ICE CREAM..

Senpai : lmao sucks 2 be u..

Me : bye..

Senpai : WAIT NO..