Are We There Yet, Cause I Need To Pee...

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"So... Are we there yet?"

"No."

A whole guessing game in a smelly Car with 6 hours to spare.

"Can you at least tell me where we're going?"

"Across the country. But we're stopping at Carson City in Nevada." he says.

"Great..." I say sarcastically.

"Do you even know my name?"I ask.

"Sure, your Katniss Everdeen, the girl who's father is filthy rich and I am getting PAID to kidnap you."he says with confidence.

"Oh really?" I ask.

" Yes and you can't find a way out of it!"

" Okay then..."as I leave the front seat.

I sit down in the back seat and look out the window.

"Peeta..."

"Yes... Where is our main place you gotta take me? "

Honolulu,Hawaii."

"O my gosh!!! Are you serious?! Like, it's so beautiful there!!"

I yell in excitement.

"Your not going to like it when we get there...

"Why?" I ask in disappointed tone.

"I'll tell you when we are IN Honolulu Hawaii." He says with a chuckle.

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I continue to stare out the window until I feel the urge to pee.

"Ughhhhhh Peeta... I don't think I shouldn't have drank that whole McDonalds Jumbo cup."

He looks back with a terrified look on his face.

"WHAT!? Please don't tell me you have to go pee!?"

"I kinda do..." I reply in my innocent voice.

" WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE KATNISS!"

"I know! And I am deeply sorry, but right now I am just worried I don't pee my pants while I'm being kidnapped because I have no more clothes!" I whine in frustration.

"Okay... "He says calmly.

"Why don't I pull over the car, and open two doors so nobody can see you do you business,and we your done, Surprisingly, I had toilet paper so you can use that. And I PROMISE I WON'T LOOK."

"Okay..."I say slowly.

We stop the car and open two doors. I do my business, and we get back into the car with utter silence.

Don't you just LOVE being kidnapped?

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