Nikki: Maaax...!! *rubs egg* the egg got hurt! Can't you kiss it?
Max: *turns around* What.
Nikki: kiss! *smiles*
Max: *kisses Nikki's hand* Done yet being thirsty? ugh. *turns around*
Nikki: noo! *tugs on Max's hoodie*
Max: *turns around again* what-
Nikki: *shoves the egg on max's lips* finally! *hugs egg* there is your boo-boo okay?
Max: *face palm*
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Neil: Do you know about love?? *sweats looking at Erin, who's walking away* Max please!
Max: for what, to get fucking laid--by ERIN?
Neil: no! nevermind! You don't know anything about love! *frowns, knowing that Erin is gone by now*
Max: oh yeah? check this shit out. *picks up flower and walks over to Nikki*
Nikki: Yeah, like I said..! *squeals* I'd be so cool if I can be the awesome fighting knight that saves her cool friends! *kicks air smiling* Think about it!!
Preston: hmmm.. *looks at paper and clicks pen* hmmmmm..*sees Max behind Nikki* oh?
Max: Nikki.
Nikki: Yeah..?
Max: *throws flowers at her face* date me or die
Nikki: okay!
Max: *walks over to Neil* that's how you get chicks you fucking idiot.
Neil: how..?
Max: only the smartest people can find that out, look at HARRISON. *points at Harrison whos giving flowers to Nerris*
Neil: *clenches fists* why you little...
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Nikki: *is sitting with Max in the forest from just running* *wipes sweat off head* Max, what does it feel like to wear a hoodie all the time?? Don't you sweat?
Max: fuck if I know. Why, don't you wear hoodies?
Nikki: My mom says wearing hoodies makes me edgy, so no I haven't.
Max: *face palm* no you little shit.
Nikki: but mom says hoodies make you a huge asshole with no life?
Max: *takes hoodie off and shoves it on Nikki* does that make you feel better!
Nikki: no
Max: hahahaa-YOU HAVE TO BE HAPPY--
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Max: *kisses Nikki*
Neil: what the hell!? Why did you just kiss my sister!?
Max: chill the fuck out dude! Its not even that fucking big!
Neil: I wanted her first kiss from somebody OTHER THAN YOU! You can't just kiss her like that!!
Max: calm down!
Neil: REALLY!?
Max: YES!
Neil: OH MY GOSH THATS ALL YOU COULD SAY AFTER KISSING MY SISTER AND THINKING ITS OKAY TO DO IT IN FRONT OF HER BROTHER?? WHO DO YOU THINK I AM??!?!
Max: GET OFF HER FUCKING BACK AND LET HER LIKE WHO SHE WANTS!
Nikki: guys stop!!! *Max and Neil turn to Nikki*
Nikki: Max you kissed me.
Max: I can do it again. *Neil frowns*
Neil: don't do this--
Nikki: Does this mean im pregnant? *touches lips*
Neil: Nikki no you are too young, the typical age to have a pregnacy is most likinly older than you are right now, and you are knowhere prepared for that kind of leap of faith.
Max: yeah unless I fuck you.
Neil: *jabbs elbow into Max's chest making him stumble* UNLESS you are prepared and OLDER.
Nikki: so I have a baby now?
Neil: *takes chart out* Here is your vagin-
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Max: *lays on the beach wearing swim shorts and his original hoodie alone* it's nice to be away from everyone. *straightens sunglasses* No nobody.. no David... no Gwen... just the waves at the beach and me.
Nikki: *pops out of sand castle* Max!!
Max: Argh! *cleans sunglasses* What now Nikki.
Nikki: Tell Gwen to give me another swimsuit because this one is too-- clean-- pretty--- too Sasha-like!
Max: *rolls eyes and looks at Nikki* let me see.
Nikki: *jumps out of sand castle remains* look!! It has pink all over it and its really small! Why didn't Gwen give me something different-- ask her or something! *pouts*
Max: You look okay, I don't even see why theres a problem. It's vacation after all, we can't just fucking screw around.
Nikki: Are we allowed here?
Max: What? Of course we are dumbass.
Nikki: Then why is the guy fighting that girl in the water? *points at the two naked people fucking in the water* I heard something about 'naked beach'?
Max: *eyes widen* what?
Nikki: Naked beach! Heard of it?
Max: *grabs Nikki's hand and runs off* NIKKI NO- NO NO NO NO NO NO--
