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Nikki: *runs up to David* DAD!

David: Dad....? *sobs happily* YES MY DEAR DAUGHTER!?

Nikki: umm-

David: IM SO HAPPY THAT YOU CALLED ME DAD- CAN I ADOPT YOU, NEIL, AND MAX- WHY DID YOU CALL ME DAD CALL ME PAPA- SHOULD WE WEAR MATCHING CLOTHES?- CAN I SING A PAPA AND DAUGHTER SONG WITH YOU?- OMG GET MAX OVER HERE- AND NEIL- BRING GWEN HERE TO SEE THIS MOMENT- IS YOUR MOM OKAY WITH ME ADOPTING YOU? OH MY GOSHHHH- AAAAAAAAAH- OH MY GOD CAN YOU WEAR MY CLOTHES?- DO YOU WANT A DOG FOR THIS FAMILY?-

Max: Harrison summoned a demon and it took Neil and cut him open.

David: oh. WELL OKAY!

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Nikki: *flips hair all dramatic* Maximilian! I can't stay with you my prince, for as Neil proposed to me!

Preston: *gives a thumbs up and points Max and Neil to the stage*

Max: But my Nicole, I love you or some shit!

Neil: And... I *sweats while looking at the crowd* I-I ALSO LOVE YOU! *grabs Nikki's hand softly*

Nikki: *closes eyes* But Neil... *swings hand away dramatically* I also love Maximilian, for I have not left you alone.. 

Preston: *has a wide smile as he gives two thumbs up*

Max: *grabs Nikki by her shoulders* Uh.. *looks up to see David holding the script* I.. *squints eyes looking at the script* I love you more, to show my love.. I'll propose!

Neil: *fake gasps* BUT!-

Nikki: But Maximilian.. what about my dear love Neil? *puts hand on face dramatically* for we should not-

Nikki: HOLY SHIT!- *covers cheek and runs off the stage, causing David to fall over screaming*

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Nikki: HOLY SHIT!- *covers cheek and runs off the stage, causing David to fall over screaming*

Max: .-.

Neil: ._. was that part of the script?

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Erin: *scratches head* what if the new kids hate my eyes and start to bully me

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Erin: *scratches head* what if the new kids hate my eyes and start to bully me..? 

Sasha: oh they will, Tabii does my makeup look fab? *Erin sighs*

Tabii: *holds large book* let me see... *smirks at Erin and looks back at Sasha*

Sasha: WELL LOOK HARDER! Looking with one ugly eye patch eye wont work unless you look harder!

Tabii: *squints eyes* Hold on... your face..

Sasha: WHATS WITH MY FACE?! *looks around embarrassed*

Tabii: *slams the large book on her face, knocking her out* Pain was on your face, bitch.

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Harrison: *lifts Nikki up with magic* Check it Preston, isn't it magical? *eyes shine as Nikki rises*

Preston: As she rises up, with her eyes gently shut with glory, she lifts up with the magic of her dear friend Harrison, as he begins to see all the perfectness and beauty. While her green hair flows in the wind-

Nerris: *bites into cookie* What are you guys doing?

Harrison: *Nikki rises higher* Looking at Nikki's glory.. doesn't she look cooler then Erid flying?

Nerris: *starts to choke on cookie laughing* Glory!? She's alseep!

Nikki: SSSSSSSSSSNNNNNNNNOOOOOOORRRRRREEEEEESSSS *has been snoring loudly in the beginning* 

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Nikki: I'm white!!

Harrison: I'm Black!

Max: I'm red?

Nerris: I'm Yellow.

Neil: And i'm gay! :D *has that precious gay smile* 

Max: Not arguing with that. *shrugs* 

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David: *kisses Gwen in the head and pats Max's head* Hey honey and little Max.

Max: *groans* noo...

Gwen: Hey David I left something in the oven, can you get it for me while I get this little shits hairbrush. *mumbles* Max's hair is a freaking knotty mess.

Max: *points at her* Heard that bitch!

David: Sure! *opens oven* hmm..

Gwen: *giggles a little* 

David: A bun in the oven?

Max: *eyes open wide* uh-

Gwen: Yeah, know what the bun means...?

David: *gasp* OMG!!!

Gwen: ^^

David: WE CAN BAKE HOT CROSSED BUNS!?!? *Max's eyes open even wider*

Max: *jumps out of seat and throws breakfast on the floor* *runs to David* HELL YEAH!!!

Gwen: 

Gwen: 

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David: ?

Max: ?

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Vera: *holds knife at Max's neck* ready to die?

Max: yes

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