Max: *has hand around Neil* is this canon?
Nicole: no, but guess what!
Neil: yeah?
Nicole: I have two girlfriends!
Max: What!?
Neil: two? wouldn't that be wrong?
Nicole: I don't fucking know.
Max: *sighs* wow. Nikki?
Ered: *kisses Nikki's head* yo, she's over here.
Nikki: *laying in Ered's lap* so this is a gay chapter?
Max: *kisses Neil* yep.
Neil: *pushes Max's face* not in front of everyone.
Preston: har har *pushes Harrison into a kiss* I don't care about people seeing my love!
Harrison: Nikki weren't you gay with Nerris? *pecks Preston with a small kiss*
Nerris: *smirks* its fine, i'm straight. *everybody gasps*
Nikki: it's okay, join our group.
Ered: yeah, your cool too.
Nurf: Am I also gay?
Space Kid: can I be gay?
Max: *rolls eyes* you choose.
David: *is riding Daniel* heya campers!
Daniel: *cracks neck* ow.
David: am I hurting you?? *kisses Daniel's neck*
Daniel: no it's fine. *kisses David's neck back* in front of the campers?
David: oh! *lightly pushes Daniels face away* not like that Daniel!
Max: GET A ROOM!
Daniel: *gets David off his back, then bride carries David* with pleasure~!
David: .-.
Gwen: i'm also gay! With Jen!
Jen: *waves* hi
Neil: everybody's gay?
Nerris: *crosses arms* ..?
Neil: *sweats* everybody except Nerris is gay?
Jen: *stuffles Gwen's hair* my girlfriend is gay, seems like Neil is with Max, Nikki and Ered, annd.. *looks at Daniel making flirty remarks to David while walking to the cabin* --nevermind.
Nurf: so i'm gay? with who?
Space Kid: well, I don't like guys.
Ered: then you're straight, go hang with Nerris duuudde.
Nerris: *space kid sits with her* poor Nurf.
Nurf: ARGH! I'M THE GAYLORD HERE! NOT YOU ALL! *pulls out knife*
Nicole: lolol I ship Nurf with nobody.
