一波Exes來找我。該怎麼辦？！

Chapter 11

Before coming in you should knock first, don’t you understand this basic etiquette, Your Majesty?!

Too bad Jeremy used to a pirate captain before he was crowned Emperor. If he is in a good mood he will follow a few etiquette rules, but if he is in a bad mood he will send out “Taotie”, and teach what it really means to be a model human.

{T/N: Taotie is one of the four evil beasts of Chinese mythology. If you’ve watched Great Wall movie with Matt Damon, they’re the beasts attacking the wall. It’s what Jeremy’s mech is called. I believe the previous translator called it “Gluttony” but I will keep it as Taotie.}

Bai YueSheng felt extremely relieved he was able to send Qiu ChangFeng away before Jeremy arrived, otherwise if those two met there would be undoubtedly be a human tragedy.

Only one had to feel pity for Third Master Jiang. He had only just escaped the torment of the little evil spirit when he was again frightened so badly his face went paper white.

“You… what are you doing here?!”

He was very scared of Jeremy. The previous impact of being mentally suppressed had left a deep impact on him. The first time he met Jeremy he had fainted dead away so even though Jeremy wasn’t doing anything in particular right now, he was already swaying as though dizzy.

Jeremy’s mood was actually pretty good. “Since you already know about my relationship with Ah Sheng, then you should respectfully keep your distance and stop clinging to a married woman.”

Jiang Ming opened his eyes wide: “What… what’s this about?!”

Bai YueSheng was terrified that Jiang Ming would mention something along the lines of “that long haired man”, so he hurried to interrupt. He stood with his back to Jeremy and winked furiously at Jiang Ming. He said softly, “Ah Ming, I’m the one who brought him here. Don’t get worked up, I was just about to tell you, me and him…”

Jiang Ming’s face was gray as ash. “You… you are really married?”

Bai YueSheng nodded his head seriously. “It’s real.”

“Then… that… long haired…” Jiang Ming was really about to say it!

Bai YueSheng interrupted him quickly. “That’s my older sister!”

{T/N: ꉂ (´∀｀)ʱªʱªʱª }

“Older sister?!” Jiang Ming’s face was filled with shock.

Bai YueSheng said in a completely serious tone, “Of course it’s my older sister. How can a guy be so beautiful? She likes to joke but don’t take her seriously.”

Jiang Ming opened his mouth wide. It looked like a duck egg had been stuffed into it, it was completely incapable of closing…

Older sister? Sister? Sister?!

190cm tall, with a figure like an inverted triangle, the voice that carried electricity, handsome to death, was a woman???

Bai YueSheng’s facial expression didn’t change at all as he lied through his teeth. “Long hair, white skin, with such a beautiful appearance, of course it’s my sister.”

Third Master Jiang: There seems to be…. Some logic….

The Jiang Ming who had experienced seven days of nightmare was quite easily confused.

Bai YueSheng continued to reason, “I like guys as you know, especially like….” He turned around to look at the tall, handsome and domineering Emperor behind him, and continued tenderly, “Like him.”