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Nikki: Hey Neil, you're a nerd rigght?

Neil: Scientist, but okay.

Nikki: WHATS BIG BANG THEORY?? 

Neil: well its the earliest and most direct observational evidence of the validity of the theory are the expansion of the universe according to Hubble's law (as indicated by the redshifts of galaxies), discovery and measurement of the cosmic microwave background and the relative abundances of light elements produced by Big Bang but its-

Max: its a show Neil, its a show.

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Harrison: Behold as I make my assistant, Nikki be blinded!

Nikki: okay!

Nerris: Thats stupid, you need to have a spell for that-

Gwen: shut up, lets just paint with Dolph okay?

Dolph: I brought ve right things! *sets down a large as$ box full of acrylic paints, along with every single shape of a brush there* 

Nikki: boo, I wanted to be Snake! But with 2 eyepatches! Or tabii- actually no-

Gwen: were PAINTING.

Nikki: ໒( ಥ Ĺ̯ ಥ )७ *pouts* 

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Nikki: Hey Max, why do you have bags over your eyes?

Max: I don't sleep, its dumb

Nikki: Can I have some coffee?

Max: NO.

Nikki: Hey Max, why don't you have a crush yet?

Max: ....I-im not gonna say.

Nikki: Maaaaax! Why isn't Ered around? 

Max: I do not even care about Ered.

Nikki: MAX! you better give me that extra candy that Dolph gave you or I swear-

Max: *shoves the chocolate bar in her mouth to shut her up*

Nikki: Hey max, whats the meaning of life?

Max: there is no meaning of life.

Nikki: Max? Why is David so happy all the time?

Max: ask him.

Nikki: HEY MAX-

Max: will you shut up!?

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Nurf: Preston, wheres the egg?!

Preston: I thought you had it?!

Nurf: *punches preston into space* NO I THOUGHT YOU DID!

Preston with a black eye flying into space: .....I thought you did...

Nurf: *slowly lifts knife up*

David steps in: *slowly places knife down* 

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Tabii: Hey neeeeiiilll~ I heard ANOTHER danncee is coming! *grabs his arm and hugs it*

Neil: *sweats and tries to think of an excuse* I-I have somebody else to the dance. 

Tabii: WHO.

Neil looks around the camp, looking for some girl: E-ered is my dance, so back the frick off-

Ered: cool *low-key is surpised but doesnt even care*

Tabii: *grabs knife* YOU LITTLE-

Gwen from far away: CUT HER BITC-

Neil looks at the girls fighting: Actually um- Nerris is actually my dance-

Harrison and Nerris stop fighting and walk over

Nerris: Im taken by- Harrison!

Harrison: IM GONNA KILL YOU YOU SCIENCE DUDE- NERRIS IS MINE-

Neil: wait harrison-

Harrison tackles neil and starts fighting him

Tabii also fights Nerris and still continues to fight Ered

Nerris: But- my dance is- umm- NURF!

Nurf: huh? but I cant-

Harrison: NURF YOU'RE GONNA GET IT-

Harrison punches Nurf in the face, Nurf kicks Neil over and they just continue fighting

Nurf: NO! im not Nerris' dance! umm- Max- is my dance!

Max: this is actually funny

Nerris: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SIDE!

Nerris full on slaps nurf and harrison, neil, ered, and tabii join in

Max: But no- Im actually with- Nikki- yeah h-her!

Nikki: wait what?

Sasha: YOU STOLE MY MAN YOU BIT-

Sasha and erin gang on Nikki, then they trample with the other fighting pack, fighting them too

Max: neeverrmind- *grins* space kid, doplh and preston are my dances.

Preston, Doplh, and space kid: WHAT!?

Max grins as they also join the fight 

Gwen is recording this all

David runs out and tries to settle the fight

David: guys wait! fighting doesnt solve anything!
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