#72 them as things my friends have said

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💥Bakugou💥
If I had the opportunity, I'd grab some explosives and blow this shit hole up. With y'all in it obviously because there's no fun in it if you're not there

🥦Midoriya🥦
I might act all shy and innocent around y'all but that's only because when you least expect it, my short ass will destroy your kneecaps

Kirishima
Yeah well, one punch from me and you'd probably be dead. But that ain't polite so have an overly aggressive hug instead

🔥Todoroki
You know those stains you get because of slime or whatever? Yeah, that's what my dad is to me. A gross inconvenience

😡Monoma😡
I'm like this being of anger and resentment. I am the personification of these feelings and if you don't like that, you can kiss my mother fucking ass

Kaminari
Honestly me and electricity have a thing going. Like I build it up in me somehow and pass it through the people I hate. It's amazing!!

🏃🏻‍♂️Iida🏃🏻‍♂️
If sonic the freaking hedgehog can do it successfully, then there's some hope that this fat ass human can too

🐥Tokoyami🐥
If the darkness were to come for me right now or at any point, I'd ask how it was and offer it some tea because everyone needs loving. Even evil entities

🐱Shinsou🐱
Cats are the future. Like one day while we're at school or work, we'll come home to see them inventing some new war machine or some shit. I'm telling you dudes

💜Tamaki💜
Um, I'd rather just sit in a bin then socialise with them fuckers. Seriously I lose brain cells just looking at them

💪🏼Toshinori💪🏼
I'd be a lot more proud if you'd just not hurt your damn self! It's not that hard to stay safe dumbass!!

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