1. I'm a idealist, I dont know where I'm going but I'm on my way.
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2. Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
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3. Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
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4. "I heard you're a Gryffinwhore."
Girl: What? Why?
"Because you let every guy Slytherin."
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5. If pro is opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?
Congress!
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6. Make love, not war.
HELL, do both! Get married!
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7. Coffee just isn't my cup of tea.
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8. Last night, I laid in bed, look at the stars in the sky and thinking,"Where the fuck is the ceiling?"
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9. He's so far in the closet, he's in Narnia.
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10. Don't steal. The government hates competition.
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The World's Funniest Shit 3
HumorBook Three of the World's Funniest Shit. This needs to end but humor is endless. LAUGH FOREVER BITCHES!
