1. Marriage is like prostitution because in the end, I paid for it.
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2. Dad: Happy 18th birthday, son!
Son: Are all these boxes empty?
Dad: Yeah, use them to pack your stuff and get the fuck out!
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3. "Hey, look at the black guy eating fried chicken!"
"Hey, look at the asian eating rice!"
Me: Hey, look at that redneck eating his sister.
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4. What's Harry Potter's favorite boy band?
Wand Erection.
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5. I dont have a drinking problem, but I am DEFINITELY hung over.
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6. I bet you I can stop gambling...
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7. Dont drink water, fish have sex in it.
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8. "You smell like updog."
Friend: What's up dog?
"Nothing, what about you?"
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9. This vodka tastes like a lot like I'm not going to work tomorrow.
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10. How to stop drinking beer?
Start whiskey.
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The World's Funniest Shit 3
HumorBook Three of the World's Funniest Shit. This needs to end but humor is endless. LAUGH FOREVER BITCHES!
