1. Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I know you don't love me,
So we are through.
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2. If you're cold in the house, where should you go?
In the corner, it's 90 degrees.
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3. Guess what the doctor said when I rushed into his office and told him I had 50 seconds to live?
Hold on a minute.
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4. Why didn't the little girl tell the doctor that she ate some glue?
Because her lips were sealed.
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5. If chickens rise when the rooster crowd, when do ducks get up?
At the quack of dawn.
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6. What color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
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7. What did Darth Vader say when he and his wife got into a fight?
May divorce be with you.
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8. What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Na-cho cheese.
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9. What kind of shoes does a black bird wear?
Vel-crows.
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10. Slut: You look ugly
"Excuse me? I'm not a mirror."
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