Twilight spoof

Lucky last

Ok so I decided to add one more chapter then this book is completed thanks for reading my story and enjoy this chapter

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Bella~ noooooo *head gets ripped off*

Edward~ yesssssss *head gets ripped off*

Rosalie~ LOVE YOU RENESMEE- AHHHHHHH *head gets ripped off*

Emmett~ WAIT WAIT WAIT!

Caius~ ugh! what do you want!?

Emmett~ I want to say a dirty joke :3

Caius~ oh yes. enlighten me *rolls eyes*

Emmett~ What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?

Caius~ idk and idc

Aro~ hush caius

Emmett~ Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!

Aro~ BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJJAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAH*laughs for 8 minutes*

Everyone~ ........

Emmett~ nowowowoowowlwowiwowowowowowo

Narrator~ FINALLY! Now TE cullens attack the volturi :O but Bella, hot Edward and Rosalie are dead D:

Bella~ I'm not dead :D *stands up* y'all didn't burn me :D *looks around* D: EDWARDDDDDDDDDD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *goes and rips Aros head off* easy as pie ;)

Rosalie~ ain't no body got time for this *stands up*

Edward~ ... I can't move ....

Narrator~ well the cullens continue to attack the volturi, then Benjamin doesn't make a crack in the ground instead, he makes a tornado that takes the volturi away

Everyone~ yay :D

Narrator~ suddenly everyone but Jacob and Renesmee die

Renesmee~ MOMA! NOOOOOO

Edward~ what about me D:

Renesmee~ screw you *walks off*

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Narrator~ at the graves, where even Edward lays :(

Renesmee~ mum was only 21 and dad was...... Ewwwww 113 when he died EWWWWWW MY DADS A PEDOPHILE YUCLCKCKCKKCKCKCKCKCKCLCKCK

Jacob~ well at least we have each other *put hand on Renesmees shoulder*

Renesmee~ you know you imprinted on me, right? *walks away like beyoncé*

Jacob~ D: *died* X.X

Renesmee~ JACOOOOOBBBBB IM HUNGRYYYYYYYYY

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Narrator~ in hell :)

Bella~ jake? WHY'D YOU LEAVE RENESMEE?

Edward~ ;D Bella let's go somewhere special

Bella~ I'd like tht bby

Jake~ gross I'm going. BAI BITCHES *alive* O.O

Renesmee~ JAKEKKEKSKAKKEKAKEKE IM HUNGRYYRRYRYRERUYUHRYY!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!!!1!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!11

Jacob~ OKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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Narrator~ Now this is the end of the book, goodbye.

Bella~ BAI :D

Edward~ BAI :3

Renesmee~ biaiaiaiaiaiiaaia yalllll :3

Jacob~ bye yo :3

Everyone~ ... Just no ...

Rosalie~ bia :)

Emmett~ what did? * laughs at the though of joke* bye *laughin like mad now*

Alice~ adios amigos :D

Jasper~ bye..... :|

Esme~ Bye dearies :3

Carlisle~ BIA CX

Aro~ bye dear ones :)

Caius~ goodbye, don't come back >:(

Marcus~ bye :/

Jane~ SEEEWYAYAYAYAYAY :D

Bella~ HIGH FIVE JANE *high fives jane*

Alec~ seeyatayatyatayatyatata :3

Benjamin~ byeyeywyyeywyewyeyeyeyeyeyyewyeyeyeyey :>)

Tia~ bya.... :)

Vampire god :3~ seeeeeeyoiuuuuuuuuu :3

Weird perv~ byeeee

Charlie~ bye.... obey the traffic laws -.-

Billy~ SCREW U VAMPIRES I AIN'T SAYING GOODBYE D:<

Seth~ I was useless but BAIAIAIAIAI BUDDEH :3

Narrator~ I got you to say bye cause your cute ;)

Seth~ i don't even know if your a girl...

Narrator~ ;3 take a guess bby

Seth~ a gay guy

Narrator~ correct :D

Seth~...

Narrator~ come over tonight and we cou-

Edward~ that's enough for today, thank you for reading this story and goodbye

Narrator~ tht was m job.....

Bella & Edward~ to bad!

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