Bella~ RIO WOO HOO
*Bella runs around like crazyyy*
Edward~ BELLA!
Bella~ honeymoooooonnnnnn
Edward~ fine
*drags Bella to boat*
Bella~ you were meant to kiss me in the middle of the fiesta :(
Edward~ how did you- Alice
Bella~ ISLE ESME WOOOOPPPPP
Edward~ what?
Bella~ I went into the future with mah telepathy skills :O
Edward~ still stupid
Bella~ let's go!
*bella drives the boat?*
Vampire god :3~ then a vampire shark comes and kills them :O
Narrator~ what? no!
Vampire god :3~ awwww I never get any fun
Bella~ :O narrator make me have sex with Edward :3
Narrator~ ewwwww
Bella~ DO IT
narrator~ fine
Narrator~ Bella and Edward finally make it to isle esme
Edward~ wait when was there a narrator?
Narrator~ there was a narrator when I said so! *cough cough* anyway Edward picks Bella up bridal-style-
Weird perv~ *does that perverted whistle thing tht guys do when they see a hot girls ass*
Bella~ YOUR RUINING THE BOOK!
Narrator~ anyway, Bella an Edward make it to the bedroom and Bella starts playing with the bed sheets
Edward~ are you tired?
Bella~ NUHHHHH I WANNA HAVE SEX, DUH I ALREADY TOLD U!
Edward~ ahem. narrator
Narrator~ oh um, Bella kisses Edward but Edward stops?
Edward~ Bella I will kill you
Bella~ :O I will be a leech
Narrator~ awkward silence....
Edward and Bella~ YAYYYY LEECHES
narrator~ so Edward and Bella continued doing whatever the hell they were doing, only to immediately get pregnant
Bella~ ugh I think I'm gonna puke
Narrator~ Bella runs to the bathroom and does stuff that no one wants to know about
Edward~ Bella here are your toiletries
Bella~ how long has it been since the wedding?
Narrator~ OH FOR GOD SAKES LADEH, EVERYONE KNOWS YOUR PREGNANT AND SO DO OU, GET ON WITH IT!..... I mean cough cough..... Bella and Edward don't know Bella pregnant yet, I didn't skip a whole part......
Edward~ stupid narrator
Narrator~ Bella wakes up and the bed is broken and pillows are everywhere :O
Bella~ :O
Edward~ :O
Bella~ wowwwwwwww I used my awesome telepathy skills again...... FEATHERSSSSSSS
narrator~ Bella became stupid again.... Anyway, days past and past when finally....... I leave you on a cliff hanger :3
YOU ARE READING
Twilight spoof
HumorRead it or you'll never know :O // I wrote this when I was like 12 so it's pretty shit
