Narrator~ credit toooooo THE AMAZANG TomMyLoki WHOOOOOO :3 THANKS FOR LUVIN MAH STOREH DUDEEEEE
Bella~ HEY! IT'S NOT JUST YOURS!
Cullens~ YA!
narrator~ whatevs, anyway.....
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Narrator~ the Cullens go all around the globe to get some stupid ass vampires! yet it seems all the vampires they request come, besides stupid tushie (toshearoh, I think XD) yet other vampires seem to find out, what is someone spreading rumours? what losers
Renesmee~ give me an l, give me an o, give me an s, give me an e, give me an r, l-o-s-e-r, loser!
Bella~ shut your mouth, asshole, your not a cheerleader
Renesmee~ :O DA FUQ I DO TO YOU? HUH BTCH?
Bella~ you were born that's wut u did
Edward~ YEA *fist pumps air*
Bella~ shut da hell up! y'all r mah bitchesssss
Narrator~ Sam walks inside because, I can change the story line
Sam~ Alice and jasper told me to tell u btchs tht tha left like 8 hours agooooo
Bella~ D: the story lines late *turns to Sam* FATASS
Narrator~ ahem..... read the note
Bella~ GIVE MEH DAT *snatches note from fatass* hmmmm DA FUQ NO ALICE
Carlisle~ it says?
Bella~ OH DA FUQ NO SHE DIDN'T
Edward~ WHAT DID SHE DO?
Bella~ DON'T JUE FRICKEN YELL AT MEH BITCH
Edward~ well what does it say?
Bella~ IT READS *gives death glare to Edward* we're leaving, when the snow sticks that's when they'll come......
Rosalie~ DA FUQ SHE DO DAT FOR, BELLA, PETS GO KICK HER VAMPIRE ASS
Bella~ YUSH, ON THE WAY WE WILL KILL TUSHIE!
Rosalie~ who?
Bella~ UGH ANOTHERRR ONE OF MAH BITCHSSSSS
Rosalie~ ok?
Bella~ LETTUCE GO
lettuce~ what? I just got here :(
Bella~ I meant let us go...
Everyone~ ...
Vampire god :3~ HAH FAILSSSS
Edward~ :D vampire god
Narrator~ ugh wtf r u doin here
Vampire god :3~ well, you see, it's complicated.... I QUIT MAH JOB BITCH *laughs like a maniac* get rid of narrator until half way through fight
Narrator~ WHAT? NOOOO-
Edward~ ummmm we sought a needed him...
Vampire god :3~ ugh fine! Bring narrator back :|
Narrator~ AHA YESH BITCH.... Ahem... Anyway, who wants to skip to the fight so they can see Alice... I mean
Everyone~ MEEEEEEEE
narrator~ ok then.... Lets skip to the fight
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Bella~ WAIT!
Aro~ wut?
Bella~ ahem *worst singing voice ever* (This is how we do, This is how we do)
Oh oh
YOU ARE READING
Twilight spoof
HumorRead it or you'll never know :O // I wrote this when I was like 12 so it's pretty shit
