Narrator~ blah blah blah..... only thing we are worried about is time
Bella~ your gonna die to soon!
Renesmee~ :O WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Edward~ vampire god :3 do something
Narrator~ uhm.... Edward I got rid o him for 100000 or something years.....
Edward~ stupid narrator
Cullens~ yea wth is wrong with you
Narrator~ Weeks passed and suddenly, it's winter :D
Renesmee~ catch snowflakesss :3
Narrator~ Jacob, Bella and Renesmee go catch snowflakes
Renesmee~ ish so bootyful!
Bella~ go catch another one
Narrator~ Renesmee spots irena from a far distance with human eyes and when Bella look she can barely see her, ok then.
Renesmee~ who dat? who dat? e-s-m-e they do dat, do dat e-s-m-e (:3)
Bella~ I think that's our cousin from Denali :O. IRENA!!!!
narrator~ Bella waves her arms around like a phyco when irena mutters to herself
Irena~ wtf?
Narrator~ irena runs away and Bella chases her but doesn't catch her :/ Bella, Jacob and Renesmee go home and tell everyone what's happened while we focus on irena now :3
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Narrator~ irena walks into the throne room :D
Caius~ what do you want :3
Narrator~ awkward silence
Caius~ hm? :3
Irena~ I'm here to report a crime, the cullens, have done something terrible :3
Aro~ allow meeeeeeeeeeeew :3
Aro~ OMFG LET'S GO SMAHSH DEM!
Narrator~ now let's go back to the cullens :3
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Alice~ OMFG HOLD THE PHONE
Narrator~ Alice drops the vase in her hands from a stupid vision
Jasper~ WHA?
Edward~ the volturi are coming; the guard, Marcus, caius, Aro, irena,..... WAIT OHMAHGOSH IRENA!?
Bella~ :O
Edward~ what was ness doing when you saw irena?
Jacob~ wull she was catching shnowfwakes :3
Edward~ of course :O irena thinks ness is a immortal babeh :O
Narrator~ blah blah blah explained what a immortal child is blah blah blah
Bella~ Renesmee is nofing like dem children!
Edward~ wull Aro has enough proof to fink she a immortal babeh
YOU ARE READING
Twilight spoof
HumorRead it or you'll never know :O // I wrote this when I was like 12 so it's pretty shit
