Narrator~ ok where was I.... oh yea.... *coughs* days past and past! when finally Bella gets rejected by Edward :O
Bella~ oh look I'm in lingerie you have to now :3
Edward~ NUUUHHHHHH DON'T SEDUCE MEEEEEEE
narrator~ *cough cough* Edward rejects Bella *cough cough*
Edward~ ohhhhhhhhh. ahem. no Bella I will not, I'm going to...ummmm sleep after I goooo huntinggggg
Bella~ :O what nooooooooo
Weird perv~ belllaaaaaa illllll dooooooo itttttttt
Bella~ ewwwwww wtf go away
Weird perv~ :O
Vampire god :3~ suddenly a vampire comes and kills wierd perv and leaves Bella alive and well :D
Bella~ yayyyyyy
Weird perv~ nuuuhhhhhhhh
Narrator~ that's my job....
Vampire god :3~ your not very good at it
Narrator~ suddenly vampire god :3 had something very important to do so he disappears
Vampire god :3~ :O
Bella~ :3 IMMA DERP
Narrator~ tha next dayyy, days after countless days of Bella trying to take the day away by seducing Edward, oh yea and one of these days they did it again.... :3 I'm such a bad narrator yayyyy
Bella~ my telepathy skills bought me to the kitchen :O
Narrator~ Bella reads a more from Edward and makes her breakfast
Bella~ yummeh.......... wait eewwwwwe is that blood :O
Narrator~ Bella runs to the bathroom to puke
Edward~ Bella are you ok? :O
Bella~ yush just get me mah derpy toiletry bag :3
Edward~ ok?
Narrator~ Bella takes about 30 seconds to notice a huge box of tampons :O
Bella~ how long has it been since the wedding
Edward~ 14 days why?
Bella~ IM LATE :O IM PREGNANT WITH A VAMPIRE BABY :O........ IMMMAAAAA BEEEEEE AAAAAA LEEEECH :D
Edward~ YAYYYYY LEECHES
Narrator~ uhhh your phones ringing answer it
Bella~ ill do it!.... Hey alice :3 I'm pregnant
Alice~ WHAT :D
Bella~ IKR!-
Carlisle~ Bella come home now I want to see you again :3
Bella~ ok :3....... EDWARD PACK THE BAGS!!
Edward~ ok? You know your ruining the story line...
Bella~ to bad :3
Narrator~ finally! I mean ahem... Bella and Edward get to the airport, Bella stays in the car while Edward does stuff, but Bella calls Rosalie :3 I don't know why
Bella~ Rosalie :D
Rosalie~ Bella :D
Bella~ I'm pregnant :D
Rosalie~ yayyyy :D congrats :D
Bella~ but I think Edward wants to kill it :O
Rosalie~ :O
Bella~ so you help me stand up for the baby?!
Rosalie~ yush :D
Bella~ yayyy :D
Rosalie~ :D
Bella~ see you soon Rosalie :D
Rosalie~ of course :D
Narrator~ Bella hangs up the phone then Edward tells her to come outside ..... thennnnnn I leave you on a cliff hanger :3
YOU ARE READING
Twilight spoof
HumorRead it or you'll never know :O // I wrote this when I was like 12 so it's pretty shit
