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Facts (1st time)

1. Rokudo Mukuro, whenever he looks for Tsuna and he is taking a bath, will just open the door and walk in innocently, because more than anyone else, he knows how it feels to catch the brunette unconscious in a bloody puddle with a paper-cut.

2. At the Vongola Mansion, except for the beloved Tenth, the Rain Guardian has the least sleep, since if Tsuna goes to bed ten times, Yamamoto Takeshi will stays up twenty nights to watch out for him. Of course, this chart doesn't include those monsters who knows when they go to sleep and whether they know about that concept or not.

3. Only a few number of agents working in the Vongola Mansion have heard the name Hibari Kyoya, as the number of times he shows up equals the number of times the young Tenth mentions him, equals the number of paper involving him, which is zero.

4. If you ask who is loved most in Vongola, everyone will answer with no hesitation that: all of the workers except for officers.
4.1. The Vongola Mansion doesn't have guards around the building nor at the front gate, because Tsuna supposes that it'll be useless anyway in case the enemies attack. Camera and mist will take care of it.
4.2. The Chef, in fact, is not the one who makes the final decisions over Sawada Tsunayoshi's diet. It's Gokudera Hayato.
4.3. On Halloweens, the maids, along with the Tenth and his Lightning, give candies to the orphans at Vongola's charity house. All of those days are extremely fun.
4.4. There was a time, a maid and a bodyguard of Vongola fell in love and got married. Not only did Tsuna give away an expensive present, he came and enjoyed the wedding himself as well.
4.5. The same thing went with Sasagawa Ryohei and Kurokawa Hana, only this time Tsuna was the best-man.
4.6. Every year, a boxing competition is held in Vongola to celebrate the Sun Guardian's wedding anniversary.
4.6.5. The judges are Hana and Tsuna.
4.7. If someone accidentally break something, Tsuna will never scolds nor harass them. For the Guardians, it's opposite.
4.8. All the agents or bodyguards actually quite like being in severely injured which forces them to stay on bed. They love it when a certain brunette with caramel eyes come to comfort and talk with them until sleeping time.
4.9. According to the Storm's order, every proposal sent to Vongola is turned down. Before that, they were burned to ash without being aware of.
4.10. All the plants in Vongola's greenhouse is created and raised by the ex-Arcobaleno aka genius scientist Verde. They have the ability to move, sense and perceive just like living animals. Moreover, those 'monsters' are able to understand human language as long as they're taught properly.
4.10.1. That's why, the only ones who can get in and out of the garden freely includes Tsuna, Basil, the head butler and the exclusive gardener Verde.
4.10.2. The maids can ask those plants for permission if they need to see Tsuna and he's inside.
4.10.3. That doesn't apply to The Guardians.

5. In Tsuna 18th Birthday, Milliefiore's boss Byakuya Gesso tricked Tsuna into drinking alcohol. Since then the brunette is allergic to alcoholic beverages.
5.1. Yuni ordered Byakuran to kneel down and apologize to the young Tenth.
5.2. And the teen nearly torn up his wrist when trying to stop him, finally ended up falling off the bed with dozens of wires attached to his body.
5.3. They were both scolded by Yuni the next half an hour.

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Yours, respectfully Shiroku Yonemuri
Also, A nameless Dreamer calling itself The White Cheshire