A/N: this is all a dumb joke, don't take anything I do seriously!!! (i'm prbly just gonna wright the lyrics so feel free to skip this)
red hoodie made his way over to Jeremy's house,
the boy who was his future, lover and spouse,
he knocked on the door and rung the bell,
Jer opened the door and said, "MICHAEL MELL!"
he hugged him and then they went inside
"how you doing'?" he asked "fine!" he lied,
~the piano started, the song began~
~and Michael set in his master plan~
"hay dude!"
"yeah bruh?"
"I got something I gotta take of my chest.."
"..you do?"
"Hay dude, we've been best friends for a really long time now,"
"yeah dude"
"and there's something I need you to know.."
"oKaY"
"remember that time we were surfing, and I almost drowned! then you dragged me to the beach, and preformed CPR,
well, NO HOMO! but thats the day, I fell in love with you... NO HOMO! but thats the day I knew you were miiiiinneee~ your body preset into mine! looking into your eeeyyyeee's made me realiiiisssseee, that, no homo! but your lips touching mine..... changed my life"
"BRO! .... are you saying what I think your saying?"
"y-yeah, I think so.."
"yeah dude, I totally get, what your saying!"
"you do?"
"and I've been wanting to tell you for so long.."
"you feel the same way dude?"
"remember that time in Disney Land, when I ate that giant turkey leg, and I started chocking, until you came along"
"yeah I caaaaammmeee!!!"
"NO HOMO!, but thats the day I fell in love with you!"
"were SO NOT GAAAYYY!"
"no homo! but thats the day I knew we were riiiiight!"
"your body preset into mine! somehow didn't cross the line~"
"WHY WOULD IT HAVE!"
"no hoomooooo, but that day, changed my life."
"THE OUTSIDE WORLD MIGHT SEE US AS GAAAYYY, but bro, we swear, were not!"
"were just to bro's chilling out and I think your really,
Jer: "AWSOME!"
Micha: "HOT !"
"wait what?"
"what?"
"who?"
"what did you say?"
"..."
*C O U G H*
" snuggling with under the covers...... no homo.."
"spooning with you, just like were lovers... no homo.. " (HIS VOICE IS SO PRECIOUS)
"our lips touch for a minute or two, but, no homo.."
"it's ok with me if it's ok with yoouuuu!"
"it totally is!!"
"NO HOMOOO, but let buy an apartment together!"
"NO HOMO, but lets save money buy sharing a beeeeedddd!!!"
"LOOKING INTO YOUR EEEEYYYYYYEEEE'SSS MADE ME REALISE,"
"THAT I LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU COULD EVER KNOOOWWWW,,,,,,my,,,broooo,,,"
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'NO HOMO!!!!"
A/N: THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT! (I was too lazy for actual writing today, SO, I did this in a sad attempt to accomplishing something in the 20 minutes it took for me to wright this)
SIN-CERE-LY, ME!
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BMC/ DEH shorts
Fanfictionhaha i'm 13 years old so don't mind my shitty writing! 😅 mainly fluff, some angst, maybe smut...? btw there will be swearing sorry about that, ANYWAY enjoy my musical trash! SIN-CERE-LY, ME!
