one ; eviction is a bitch

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     I cursed under my breath as my landlord of my apartment threw my backpack outside the door and into my body. I muttered softly and growled as I cursed him out, him doing the same with me. I was getting evicted. Again. And apparently my neighbors had put up with enough of my bullshit. Can't blame them, though. As a youtuber I am well aware of the amount of noise I make. Don't get me wrong, being a youtuber is great. But it definitely has its ups and downs. This was definitely a down.

     I sighed and placed my vape pen into my mouth. I inhaled then proceeded to blow out a white cloud of smoke and it mixed with the chilled air in the atmosphere. I lugged my suitcase that had been oh so conveniently been left outside for me and threw my backpack over my shoulder. Within the past year or two I had probably been kicked out of at least five houses and apartments. So after a while, I learned to travel lightly, only carrying my gaming laptop, a camera, and some spare clothes. I pulled out my phone from my back pocket and opened up my contacts.

(y/n)

ey, you up??

vape boi

well i am now, what do u want bitch?

(y/n)

aw come now johnny boy, is that any way to greet ur best friend???

vape boi

ah yes im sorry, what do you want ur highness

(y/n)

fuck you

vape boi

i try :))

but fr tho why u up at 3am???

(y/n)

lmao i would be asleep if i actually had a bed to sleep in

vape boi

oof. evicted again? nice.

(y/n)

:')

smh fuck u bih

but fr lmao can i stay over

pls??

vape boi

hhh fiNe- where u at bitch

(y/n)

sitting on a bench freezing my ass off at the park

vape boi

sucks to be you lmao,, i'll be over in 5

(y/n)

love u johnny <3

vape boi

yeah yeah whatever

     I smile and chuckle at the texts, I shut my phone off and wait for John to arrive. He and I had been friends for years. We met a long time ago when we were about nine, him being a couple years older but we hit it off pretty quickly. And about twelve years later here we fucking are, struggling youtubers getting our videos demonetized because our platform is a fucking sensitive bitch but we don't have anything else better to do with our lives. Been there for him ever since. I was there when he failed his high school exam, when he got his first vape, when he tapped his first bumper (more specifically, my bumper, but you get the idea), and I was there when people told him that YouTube was a so called bad idea. But honey, there are no bad ideas. Just good ideas that go horribly wrong.

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