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My name... Is the Master.
All you human pests are running about care-free, no responsibility on your shoulders.
Ever since I used up my first regeneration cycle, my main focus is staying alive...
And the Drums. The never-ending Drum-Beat... In my head. 1,2,3,4. 1,2,3,4. Can you hear it?
The Doctor and I? We were friends... Once. A long time ago. That friendship has long since died... Along with the rest of my kind, killed by the man I once called "Friend."
Compared to me, everything is inferior. The only one who is anywhere NEAR me would be my sworn enemy, The Doctor.
I've got a universe to take over, you pesky humans... Go bother your precious Doctor.
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_Questions_
Q. Master, what's it like to be a flashing light bulb? Well... That's the way I see it. You probably have a more complicated and scientific definition. - LightningStrikes24
A. I'll show you scientific explaination... It's called a lightning bolt in the face. - Your Master
Q. What did the Doctor do to ruin your friendship and why do you keep trying to kill him? - LightningStrikes24
A. He left me. He knew I needed him to even BEGIN to bear living among those fools who dared to call themselves Time Lords and he just left me, alone. As for trying to kill him, to this date, I have yet to attempt to kil one of my own. I want to make him feel the pain I did. Killing him would be to easy. - Your Master
Q. Why do you hate humans so much? Sure, we're less intelligent, but we're just children, compared to you. Have you become so cold-hearted to hate everything besides yourself? - LightningStrikes24
A. "besides yourself?" You assume I do not hate myself? Everyone has regrets, pest. Mine are just for not what you might consider morally stable. As for you humans, you are like cockroaches. No matter how much I may try to kill you, in all of time and space, you pests seem to come back. I don't see what the Doctor likes about you lot... You're nothing but a bunch of useless insects to me. - Your Master
Q. Well... I can hear the drums... Is that bad? - TheMastersDaughter
A. The Drums are gone now. The silence is not any more settling. - Your Master
Q. If I gave you a 'I <3 <3 the Master' shirt, would you wear it? - TheMastersDaughter
A. I... I... Do those even exist? - Master Who Cannot Understand Fangirls
Q. Yeah I'm wearing one right now. So would you wear it? - TheMastersDaughter
A. I... Um... I am an extremely villainous mastermind alien who's probably killed you three times in an abandoned time line... And you want to know if I'd wear a shirt advertising my narcissism? - Master Who Cannot Understand Fangirls
Q. Koschie, you havnt tried to steal your fathers TARDIS, have you? - TheMastersDaughter
A. Why would I ever do such a thing? I have better things to do... Like study with that Lungbarrow boy. - Koschei :D
Q. Do you secretly watch "My Little Pony" to come up with all your evil plans? Is that why you fail so often? - LightningStrikes24
A. My Little Pony? Sounds like something I should try. Personally, I prefer the TeleTubbies (imagine, Television... In their stomachs!), but I hear there's this show called Pokemon that is absolutely amazing as well.... Wait a minute. What do you mean, fail? My evil plans are just yet to be completed! - Your Master
Q. What would be your first reaction if the Doctor hugged you, and then started crying into your shoulder? - LightningStrikes24
A. He wouldn't do that. We are grown men, not to mention arch enemies. I hardly think he'd cry if he was happy to see me or turn to me for counciling. - Your Master
Q. Harold, why the firetruck do you watch teletubbies? - TheMastersDaughter
A. Why don't you watch it? Oh, that's right. No more Tele since I took over. To bad for you. - Sassy Harold Saxon
Q. Drums, LEAVE KOSCEI ALONE!!! I mean it, why are you stalking him?
A. KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL. KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL...
Q. Harold, I love to see you Tellie. But why is Tellie in their stummicks Evoloution? - TheMastersDaughter
A. Because.... I don't have time for this! - Master Who Can't Understand Question
Q. Master, when will you and the Doctor just start behaving like proper individuals and announce that you two are shagging???? IT IS GETTING ANNOYING AND I (both of you's) DAUGHTER AM WAITING... - paradoxsurviver
A. Shh! Hush yourself! It's not that difficult to understand the Doctor and I are en-em-ies. We have no feeling for one another besides pure unadulterated hatred! I do remember this one time back in the academy when... No! That didn't happen either! ENEMIES. - Your Master
Q. Master, are you Rory Williams? Because there are theories on that topic. -blueeyesdragon101
A. With time, you learn to appreciate that which you once despised... Well, that or you happen to have a fob watch lost somewhere in the home you were forced to abandon in the future. - Your Master
Q. Master... You were once good... Just because the Doctor left you, doesn't mean there aren't any other brilliant creatures in the universe! Sure, you may be the last time lords... But why get so worked up on that "Raggedy man"? - AfterRomeo_Juliet
A. Even before the Doctor, I had little hope for the universe. It was during our short time together in the academy that I learned to look at the universe through his eyes - Always so full of wonder and excitement. With him gone, I had no one to filter the beauty, so it no longer exsisted. He not only stole my sanity, but also my hope... Is it any wonder I became nothing more than a madman and a renagade? - Your Master
