Mom: blah blah blah bl-
Me: *buuuuurp* Oh goodness, scuse me.
Mom: That was so ilmannered
Me: Tasted good. Like something sweetish...
Mom: No seriously stop talking
Me: XD but, mom i'm being human!
Mom: Illmannered**
Me: To be human is illmannered now???
Mom: Just be quiet
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Tyler Talk [Complete]
HumorThe book of random shtick that I will probably update the most because I made it as an excuse to write in a book as constant as possible on wattpad and if you tried to read this out loyd you probably could not say it in one breath without involuntar...