Nice Tah Meetcha! (Ten Facts About Me)

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Hai! I'm Tyler. Okay *wipes smile off of face* Let's talk business.

1) My name isn't Tyler. I won't tell you my name, you stranger, but my inbox lookin' pretty empty. Don't that message button look 'bout sexy? Mmmh, yeeeaaa girl/boy. Hit me up................... But until then, you call me Tyler

2) Let's be weird together. I am very cooky. If you get to know me, you will find yourself asking "who da hell is dis bish?! Where she came from yo? Like tf?"

3) I have no life... Lol... I'm serious though. Part of the reason I made this book...

4) I like smiling and happiness. DONT YOU DARE BRING HATRED TO MY PAGE. I WILL BLOCK YOUR ASS.

5) I'm extremely "creative". I have to put emphasis on that. Get to know me and we could be talking about food right? "So my favorite food is broccoli" and I'm like "But condoms are sticky, let's eat paper instead." and you're like ".................. bish get the fck out my face."

6) I tend to be protective. Yep. When it comes to topics or people I'm passionate about, I can get agressive. DON'T YOU DARE MESS WITH MY SISTER, AIDEN!!! *clears throat* Lemme get a medium large meal, with a smedium soda please?

7) It is 3:35am and I have no phone. When I wrote this, I was using my nasty ass old phone. I want the S5 (TEAM ANDROID BIOTCH) but niggas is broke.

8) I don't judge. I feel this one is important. I don't care about race, looks, height, size, width, color, smell, how big your dick is, how deep your pussy is, how thotty people say you may be, how skanky you think your own self may be I DON'T CARE. I get on my apps to escape people and their shitty opinions. I'd probably be in jail without music because people are just UGH.

9) I love text faces. :) :] :3 :D C: XD XP :O OvO UnU ^3^ oooh!! I can make a pig look!: <(•@•)> see?!

10) Uhm... Hi? Yea I have no idea what to do for this last fact lol. Oo!! I know!! I'm a neko :3 WHERE MY NEKOS AT?!

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