Secret Life of a Bitch

Timbuktu

Dear Diary,

Told Shaznika we were going to Timbuktu for a short weekend and she dropped the hoover.

I think she's happy, it was hard to guess, she only said two words. "Oh god."

Shaznika and I could be so cool, riding along on two camels in Timbuktu with matching turbans.

Timbuktu has deserts right?

Where actually is Timbuktu

Holy shit it's in Africa. That's such a long flight to go business on! I wish we had a private jet! It was either that or a yacht, and mummy really likes Greek waters so what can u do. I'm going to beg papa to move me up to 1st class, or at the very least club.

Daddy moved me to club. Even though I begged really hard. What a bitch.

Actually I'm beginning to think maybe it's a good think he keeps rules on me. I don't want people, to like think I'm spoilt or anything.

What should I pack for Timbuktu, it's probably like really hot right? I don't need anything but like a bikini. I can buy all the different sarongs and stuff there, I really wanna get down with the Timbuktu style ya know? I'm gonna look cute. They probably have like elephants instead of handbags.

Over and Out,

Eliza x