I Hit... Where It Hurts The Most!!! [ON HOLD]

Kapitel 1: FIFTY SHADES

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" I don't know whether to worship at your feet or spank the living sh*t of you..."

I was beginning to sweat, cause the scene was getting hotter.

UGH! why does Jade want me to read this book anyway? (-__-) a

This book is nothing, but about BDSM.

Just because I'm still a Virgin, doesn't mean I need to be prepared!

*RiiiiiiiiiNG (AR-AY-AY-AY-EN-JI)*

Calling... Taetan Jung

"YAH! Eodiseyo? Tita Celyn, is looking for you! Kanina pa kami nag hahanap sayo dito."

"WOAH! easy Oppa!... Andito lang ako sa park nag babasa ng libro." [Oppa- Kuya in Korean]

"PSH! Ppali! kanina pa sigaw ng sigaw si Tita Celyn, baka mabasag na ang eardrums namin nila Kyla. T_T"

"OA ka naman mag react kuya! Sige na Sige na, Aufwidersehen" [Aufwidersehen-GoodBye in German]

"Ok dalian mo huh! Ingat Dian!"  *tooot tooot* call ended

I stood up and get my slurpee and started walking,

Then suddenly,

BOOOOOOGSH! TOINK! PLAK!

Oh my head! My world is spinning!

"Miss, Hey! are you alright?"

Sino yun?

"Hey Miss! can you hear me? are you alright"

I opened my eyes and saw a guy. GOSH!

Ang POGI niya and he's sweating. *_*

OH MY!

"hey, Fräulein es dir gut?" [hey miss are you alright?]

"Kannst du aufstehen?" [can you stand up?]

"ja" [yes] I answered

He reached for my hand and I took it.

Oh shoot! yung slurpee natapon sa shirt ko. malas! -.- amp!

"Danke, für die Hilfe" [thank you, for the help]

bigla akong tumakbo pag katapos nun, nakakahiya tas ang lagkit pa nung slurpee!

medyo malayo na ako sa park nung may narinig akong sumigaw.

"hey miss!" He ran towards me

"Ich glaube, das liegt bei Ihnen" [I believe this is yours] He was holding my book.. He grinned

"So, your reading Fifty Shades of Grey huh?"

"HA? hi--h-hindi ah! sa best friend ko yan..."

0__0

"you're..Filipino ka?"

0__0 ang galing maalam siya mag- fil? but he look like a foreigner.

"Nah.. Just Half. Hey I'll go now, my mom is looking for me Aufwidersehen" then I took the book from his hand... I took a glance to see his face again, suddenly he gave me a smirk.

The buttlers was scattered everywhere!

They're like an ants.

"Diana!"

"Mutter! Overboard na naman kayo sa decorations ng party." [Mutter-Mother]

"Anong overboard? kailangan dapat bongga! alam mo naman na pupunta ka na lang dito sa Germany kapag tuwing holidays at  natapos mo na ang pag-aaral mo sa Pilipinas!"

"So, What are you saying na kailangan bonga ang farewell party ko? This is my party and I want it to be simple."

"Sus Diana, manang-mana ka talaga sa tatay mo napaka kuri~..."

"Kuri~??! Anong Kuri?"

"Kuripot!" sabi ni kyla

"TITA! Dumating na ba si Dian? Gutom na 'ko ih..." sigaw ni Taetan sa dining area, kahit kelan talaga Rated SPG nitong lalaking to.

"SOBRANG PATAY GUTOM talaga ni koya! HAHAHA Rated SPG!" sabi ni kyla

"Pati si Blue inagawan ng dogfood kanina... hmp!" echos ni Dylan kapatid ko.

Tawa kaming tatlo ih. :D

"Tayo na nga at gutom na si Taetan baka pati ang mesa makain niya!"

Nagitla na lang ako, nasa likod ko na pala si 'SPG'

"-__- Tita kinig ko yun ah...sakit naman nun. Kasalan ko bang na-miss ko ang Blueberry Pie niyo Tita?"

"Ipapurga na yan si Taetan madaming bulati sa tyan." sabi ni Daddy.

"Wow, talaga naman. Tara na nga kumain at gutom lang yan."

We've seated on our respected chairs and ate our lunch, I was about to take my bite on my favorite dessert no other than my mom's special homemade bluberry pie!

Then suddenly Dylan shouted

"SAAANNTTONNG KABAYOO!"

The hired make-up artist had come and his...oh I mean her face was like, he had come from the "SLAP MY FACE COMPETITION" her cheeks were'nt pinkish cause it's already crimson! Waaaah! I can't imagine myself after our session!

Is this for REAL? Is he..I mean 'she' the one who'll put the collors on my face?

"Darling, since my personal make-up artist had her vacation in Egypt. Bakeke will the one!" sinabi ni mommy na extremely happy.

Bakeke?

"WOW FANTASTIC BABY!" Jumi-GD na naman si Taetan.

Oh PLS. Lord gabayan niyo po ang nilalang na 'to at huwag akong gawing clown. >_<